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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. — Christopher Moore

Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional. — Edward Abbey

Your fucking tits are amazing... — Beth Ashworth

Do you think I'm some sort of sex-starved loser?" "Well, you are American." "What!" Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say. — Kevin Hearne

Addison:"Well,she's not your type."
Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type. — Laura Wright

She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits. — Richard Kadrey

When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.' — Gene Simmons

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding

There is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits. — Caitlin Moran

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

As much use as tits on a fish. — Mal Peet

Naked female bodies with their legs apart, a granny and her sagging tits. Terrified, — Elif Shafak

She was as useless as tits on a nun. — Steven W. Booth

My tits may be small, but they're deadly — Tara Sivec

Kids are always hanging on your tits," I added. "By the time they grow up, you've got tits down to your knees and curvature of the spine. — Nick Wilgus

Beautiful," I say. "Absolutely stunning."
"My tits?"
"I meant your dancing, but yeah ... those, too. — J.M. Darhower

If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna need some work. — Jiffy Kate

I always had a tremendous interest in big tits. — Russ Meyer

Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper — Jamie Scallion

Wow, colorful. I think the kid's head plowed into me. He came at me like a mortar. Pow! Skull meets tits. Tits lose. — J.D. Robb

What happened to your love of the long-legged bimbo?"
"It was replaced by my love for great tits, great sex and a smart mouth. — Samantha Young

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage. — Mark Tufo

Monza never had understood why getting out a tit or two made for a better painting. But painters seemed to think it did, so tits is what you got. — Joe Abercrombie

BUT ENOUGH SPIRITUALITY. BACK TO TITS AND BAD DECISIONS. — Cory O'Brien

My adolescence was all tits and champagne. I'm downplaying the magic of it all. — Greg Kinnear

One of the most erotic things a woman can do is brush her tits against a man's back, and Ivory, your tits are sinful." Jesus, — Pam Godwin

Mental Note #683
Tits don't make the lady; the same rule applies to trannys. — Scott Parker

By the tits of Holy Agnes — Hilary Mantel

Let's go. We have to confront her."
I scoff. "Confront her? That's a little mild, don't you think? I'm going to rip her tits off. — Sara Wolf

Tits and ass and class - that's how you land a man with money, Tamara Anne. You've got two and can fake the last one. — Avery Flynn

I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be ... mwa, I know, but they're always in the bloody road. Even in bed. — Martin Amis

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx

After all, it will be hard to oppress a generation who've been brought up on pop-stars with fire coming out of their tits. — Caitlin Moran

I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em. — Dolly Parton

Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic. — Alice Clayton

You want to dance with me, angel tits? — Edward Albee

And stop with the playboy title. I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women and ( . )( . ) and (_Y_) That's tits & ass to the untrained eye. :D — Ella Dominguez

What are you looking at sugar-tits? — Mel Gibson

Calm your tits, pussycat. — Ella Dominguez

She had beaten the horse and the horse had kicked her in the tits, where it hurt. — Leslie H. Whitten Jr.

tits. He couldn't handle himself any longer and he put his — Allison Hardy

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. — Chris Hardwick

These are bad times for people who like to sit outside the library at dawn on a rainy morning and get ripped to the tits on crank and powerful music. — Hunter S. Thompson

I needed his attitude like I needed an extra pair of tits on my ass. — Jeaniene Frost

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late. — Hunter S. Thompson

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec

If I see a girl with big tits, I'm going to stare and stare. And I'm going to think in my mind what I am going to do with her if I would have her. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks. — Shannon McKenna

The tits and the hair and the personality helped build the whole Dolly deal, but it was my music that brought me out of the Smokey Mountains. — Dolly Parton

Don't even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits. — Marata Eros

Too many piglets not enough tits. — Abraham Lincoln

I don't care if he's got a tail and tits, just take me to him." The — Bernard Cornwell

It's weird as tits on a bishop, but who knows if it means anything? They're — James S.A. Corey

And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release. — Chuck Palahniuk

How old does one have to be still to say tits? — Alan Bennett

It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. — Nick Wilgus

Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now. — Patrick Rothfuss

Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten — Lierre Keith

You've already got everything you need to succeed right in-front of your tits — Runa Magnus

Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons. — Robert Galbraith

Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments. — Brian K. Vaughan

They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world — Tracey Emin

I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself. — Joanna Wylde

The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that. — Nora Roberts

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces. — Joan Crawford

He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid. — Kelley Armstrong

There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus. — Joshilyn Jackson

Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits. — Katie Price

If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own, — Cher

I am. But if I could motorboat perfect tits like yours I might be able to find Jesus. — Christina Lauren

Your tits are fucking fabulous. I'd like to stick my dick between them and fuck your mouth at the same time. — J.A. Huss

I'm guessing you're tits deep in a horror novel. Something by Laymon, or Ketchum, or one of those sick fucks you read. — Kyle M. Scott

In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen. — Andie MacDowell

Look at me. I'm skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy. — Zoe Saldana

I'd like to think those laws will be overturned, but the Supreme Court is as useless as tits on a bull these days. — Rysa Walker

Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly. — Jenn Cooksey

I don't want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really don't want to do it and I don't want people confusing what it is that I'm about. — Adele

Hey, you look at your tits; I'll look at mine! (Michael Tolliver, Tales of the City) — Armistead Maupin

What did she look like?" "Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare." We — Nora Ephron

Tits always look better in a pink sweater. — George Carlin

She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir? — Christopher Moore

Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth. — Ian Simpson

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw

Their names are Death, Disease, War, and Sparkle-Darkle Glitter-tits," Sophie said. "They're the four little ponies of the Apocalypse. — Christopher Moore

I like your mother. you have your mother's breasts."
"her breasts."
"great stand-up tits." he said — Don DeLillo

Quin's smile was open and innocent and as fake as the tits on a stripper. — Amy Fecteau

You're a man, man. That means seeing two rocks on the ground that kind of look like tits will arouse you. — S.A. Tawks

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children! — Dennis Miller

When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. — Harold Pinter

Or you can get some tits and go in there and demand a re-do." "A — Max Monroe

You know, in ten years you're gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that? — Bernardo Bertolucci

People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits. — Tracy Bonham

Mother's tits, Rhys, — Sarah J. Maas

Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits. — Dave Barry

Here's to nipples, because without them, tits would be fucking pointless. — K. Bromberg

Because I'll be more worried about who's looking at your tits in that shirt instead of Hoffman. - Travis — Jamie McGuire

Jesus Christ, if telling a woman she's got nice tits is a crime, I don't wanna live anymore. — Kit Rocha