Tits Quotes
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Tits Quotes & Sayings
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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
— Christopher Moore
Your fucking tits are amazing...
— Beth Ashworth
Addison:"Well,she's not your type."Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type. — Laura Wright
She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.
— Richard Kadrey
When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'
— Gene Simmons
There is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits.
— Caitlin Moran
When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!
— Russell Means
As much use as tits on a fish.
— Mal Peet
She was as useless as tits on a nun.
— Steven W. Booth
My tits may be small, but they're deadly
— Tara Sivec
Beautiful," I say. "Absolutely stunning.""My tits?"
"I meant your dancing, but yeah ... those, too. — J.M. Darhower
I always had a tremendous interest in big tits.
— Russ Meyer
Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper
— Jamie Scallion
What happened to your love of the long-legged bimbo?""It was replaced by my love for great tits, great sex and a smart mouth. — Samantha Young
Monza never had understood why getting out a tit or two made for a better painting. But painters seemed to think it did, so tits is what you got.
— Joe Abercrombie
BUT ENOUGH SPIRITUALITY. BACK TO TITS AND BAD DECISIONS.
— Cory O'Brien
By the tits of Holy Agnes
— Hilary Mantel
Tits and ass and class - that's how you land a man with money, Tamara Anne. You've got two and can fake the last one.
— Avery Flynn
I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be ... mwa, I know, but they're always in the bloody road. Even in bed.
— Martin Amis
After all, it will be hard to oppress a generation who've been brought up on pop-stars with fire coming out of their tits.
— Caitlin Moran
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.
— Dolly Parton
Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic.
— Alice Clayton
You want to dance with me, angel tits?
— Edward Albee
And stop with the playboy title. I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women and ( . )( . ) and (_Y_) That's tits & ass to the untrained eye. :D
— Ella Dominguez
What are you looking at sugar-tits?
— Mel Gibson
Calm your tits, pussycat.
— Ella Dominguez
She had beaten the horse and the horse had kicked her in the tits, where it hurt.
— Leslie H. Whitten Jr.
tits. He couldn't handle himself any longer and he put his
— Allison Hardy
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
— Chris Hardwick
These are bad times for people who like to sit outside the library at dawn on a rainy morning and get ripped to the tits on crank and powerful music.
— Hunter S. Thompson
I needed his attitude like I needed an extra pair of tits on my ass.
— Jeaniene Frost
I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.
— Hunter S. Thompson
If I see a girl with big tits, I'm going to stare and stare. And I'm going to think in my mind what I am going to do with her if I would have her.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks.
— Shannon McKenna
Don't even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.
— Marata Eros
Too many piglets not enough tits.
— Abraham Lincoln
I don't care if he's got a tail and tits, just take me to him." The
— Bernard Cornwell
It's weird as tits on a bishop, but who knows if it means anything? They're
— James S.A. Corey
And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release.
— Chuck Palahniuk
How old does one have to be still to say tits?
— Alan Bennett
Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now.
— Patrick Rothfuss
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten
— Lierre Keith
Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons.
— Robert Galbraith
Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.
— Brian K. Vaughan
They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world
— Tracey Emin
There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.
— Joan Crawford
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.
— Kelley Armstrong
There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus.
— Joshilyn Jackson
I am. But if I could motorboat perfect tits like yours I might be able to find Jesus.
— Christina Lauren
Your tits are fucking fabulous. I'd like to stick my dick between them and fuck your mouth at the same time.
— J.A. Huss
I'm guessing you're tits deep in a horror novel. Something by Laymon, or Ketchum, or one of those sick fucks you read.
— Kyle M. Scott
In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen.
— Andie MacDowell
I'd like to think those laws will be overturned, but the Supreme Court is as useless as tits on a bull these days.
— Rysa Walker
Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly.
— Jenn Cooksey
Hey, you look at your tits; I'll look at mine! (Michael Tolliver, Tales of the City)
— Armistead Maupin
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
— George Carlin
She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?
— Christopher Moore
Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth.
— Ian Simpson
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Their names are Death, Disease, War, and Sparkle-Darkle Glitter-tits," Sophie said. "They're the four little ponies of the Apocalypse.
— Christopher Moore
I like your mother. you have your mother's breasts.""her breasts."
"great stand-up tits." he said — Don DeLillo
You're a man, man. That means seeing two rocks on the ground that kind of look like tits will arouse you.
— S.A. Tawks
If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!
— Dennis Miller
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing.
— Harold Pinter
You know, in ten years you're gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that?
— Bernardo Bertolucci
People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits.
— Tracy Bonham
Mother's tits, Rhys,
— Sarah J. Maas
Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits.
— Dave Barry
