Tina Fey Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tina Fey quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

The music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie — Tina Fey

Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". — Tina Fey

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I — Tina Fey

Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under the wings of half-closeted gay boys. — Tina Fey

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes. — Tina Fey

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. — Tina Fey

I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. — Tina Fey

I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do. — Nancy Pelosi

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels. — Tina Fey

Bitch get stuff done — Tina Fey

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage. — Tina Fey

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up. — Tina Fey

Children are the soul sucking worst. — Tina Fey

I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. — Tina Fey

I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness. — Tina Fey

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40. — Tina Fey

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey

Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. — Tina Fey

[ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes. — Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. — Tina Fey

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking. — Tina Fey

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where the Soul Is Supposed to Be — Tina Fey

We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom. — Tina Fey

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes ... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.' — Tina Fey

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us, on a laptop, alone. — Tina Fey

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury. — Tina Fey

Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect. — Ben Lyons

If everyone had something to contribute, there would be enough. — Tina Fey

Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying. — Tina Fey

One family, two impressively gay brothers. — Tina Fey

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory — Tina Fey

I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening - like the old couple in Titanic. — Tina Fey

Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. — Tina Fey

I was a very confident little kid. — Tina Fey

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point. — Tina Fey

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps. — Tina Fey

Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. — Tina Fey

I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is one of my heroes. — Aubrey Plaza

So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules. — Tina Fey

But there is not one management course in the world where they recommend Self-Righteousness as a tool. — Tina Fey

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. — Tina Fey

I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there. — Adam McKay

I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams. — Tina Fey

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. — Tina Fey

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey

Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. — Tina Fey

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. — Tina Fey

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. — Tina Fey

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey

There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. — Tina Fey

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores. — Tina Fey

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. — Tina Fey

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. — Tina Fey

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens — Tina Fey

Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions. — Tina Fey

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne. — Tina Fey

I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. — Tina Fey

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. — Tina Fey

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life. Some — Tina Fey

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. — Tina Fey

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. — Tina Fey

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey

We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey