Timer's Quotes

As the nation at last confronts global warming, it is no time for denial, greed, cynicism or pessimism. — Bernie Sanders

Don't teach too many postures; just the main ones, and hold them for a long time. — Dharma Mittra

Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window. — Delia Smith

I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Joan Rivers

Set a timer and compete to beat the clock to conquer procrastination. — Monika Kristofferson

It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game. — Vin Scully

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch

What gives moments meaning is not the moments themselves but the presence of Christ with us in the midst of them. — Emily P. Freeman

The No. 2 pencils had been handed out. The timer had been started. But we had not even registered that the test had begun. — Atul Gawande

I guess I'm getting to the age where a lot of other people my age have real jobs, and when they're hard-up they refer to an old-timer like me. — Mike Patton

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy. — Stephen Bayley

Old Timer's Disease
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography. — Beryl Dov

Arden Banks The Timer — Arden Banks

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. — Franklin P. Jones

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. — Conan O'Brien

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters. — Delia Smith

Just remember to always be yourself and don't be afraid to speak your mind or to dream out loud — J.A. Redmerski

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist. — David Greenberg

Holding her great breast in both hands as if she were holding a pudding, Mrs. Otterley rushed out. — Marion Chesney

You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer. — Jeffrey Eugenides

I need a minute to think, she said. I automatically started the timer on my watch. Suddenly Rosie started laughing. — Graeme Simsion

I'm too much old-timer to be rude to a woman no matter what - they have so much of what we have none of. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse