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The Waitress Quotes By Derrick Brown: I can not love you until you can

I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do. — Derrick Brown

The Waitress Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

The Waitress Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: The waitress had the appearance of a very

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life — Hunter S. Thompson

The Waitress Quotes By Liam Payne: Once I cried in a restaurant because the

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. — Liam Payne

The Waitress Quotes By Catherine Keener: I was a waitress. I was pretty good

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing. — Catherine Keener

The Waitress Quotes By Karen MacInerney: I just smiled and wished hard for the

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. — Karen MacInerney

The Waitress Quotes By Shaun White: My mom was a waitress, and my dad

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. — Shaun White

The Waitress Quotes By J.R. Ward: The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all

The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all that for both you and your sister? — J.R. Ward

The Waitress Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: If the waitress comes, order me a coffee

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater

The Waitress Quotes By Nicola Yoon: This country can't have everything.

This country can't have everything. — Nicola Yoon

The Waitress Quotes By Yogi Berra: Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. — Yogi Berra

The Waitress Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: She is a waitress at his lordships club.My

She is a waitress at his lordships club.
My God! The Proletariat!
The lower middle classes, sir.
Well, yes, by stretching it a bit, perhaps. — P.G. Wodehouse

The Waitress Quotes By Gelett Burgess: When the waitress puts the dinner on the

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. — Gelett Burgess

The Waitress Quotes By Yogi Berra: When the waitress asked if I wanted my

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.' — Yogi Berra

The Waitress Quotes By Robin Roberts: "You don't have to be in shape to

"You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress." — Robin Roberts

The Waitress Quotes By Tori Amos: I believe in peace, Bitch.

I believe in peace, Bitch. — Tori Amos

The Waitress Quotes By Rick Riordan: Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. — Rick Riordan

The Waitress Quotes By Colleen Houck: Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost

Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost laughed. This beautiful girl was absolutely perfect for me. How could I look at another?#Ren — Colleen Houck

The Waitress Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: I don't care how much evidence the state

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The Waitress Quotes By Al McGuire: If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. — Al McGuire

The Waitress Quotes By Victoria Scott: Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near

Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to our table. — Victoria Scott

The Waitress Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The guy said industry slang for flight attendant

The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress. — Chuck Palahniuk

The Waitress Quotes By Gillian Flynn: The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a

The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a pretty brunette... — Gillian Flynn

The Waitress Quotes By John Lennon: The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. — John Lennon

The Waitress Quotes By Gareth Gates: I had a meal in Pizza Hut and

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. — Gareth Gates

The Waitress Quotes By Jay Mohr: If a waiter or waitress tells me when

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

The Waitress Quotes By Piper Perabo: I got lost a lot, and I was

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress ... I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo

The Waitress Quotes By Lucy Alibar: I wasn't the best waitress in the world,

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard. — Lucy Alibar

The Waitress Quotes By Marian Keyes: I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes. — Marian Keyes

The Waitress Quotes By Phyllis Schlafly: If home is to have a greater lure

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress. — Phyllis Schlafly

The Waitress Quotes By Cate Edwards: Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories.

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. — Cate Edwards