The Rock Funny Quotes
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Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.
— Jim Carrey
It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star.
— Kami Garcia
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.
— Peter S. Beagle
To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question.
— Adrian Barnes
I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.
— Patricia C. Wrede
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
— Charisma Carpenter
It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further.
— Tabitha Suzuma
It will be funny in about 10 years.
— Lemmy Kilmister
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.
— Jillian Dodd
You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
— Dwayne Johnson
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
— Bill Bailey
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
— Willie Geist