The Lottery Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about The Lottery

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The universe will throw somebody a bone every now and then, and you win the lottery. But for the most part, you get in this life what you put in. — Arian Foster

No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery. — Gary Vaynerchuk

People feared what was different, and whoever was the most different would win the witch-hunt lottery. — Dan Wells

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid. — Brian May

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. — Crystal Woods

We all have won the lottery of life. How do we discharge that responsibility? — Sheryl WuDunn

Luck is not as random as you think.
Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. — Vera Nazarian

Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks. — George Colman The Elder

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats — Jay Leno

I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs. — Jack Whittaker

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz

Prize lists are out, and you're not on them? Nature of the world - means nothing. Prizes are a lottery. — Nick Harkaway

As long as there is a lottery, we the people of the United States must believe in getting something for nothing. — Fay Faron

Most writers need to write. I write for money, really. If I won the lottery, I would never write another word. I would rather read. — Clarissa Dickson Wright

Getting a role in 'Harry Potter' was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job. — Jessie Cave

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. — Alexei Sayle

My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery. — Kat Dennings

Kissing Cole Parker was like winning the make-out lottery. — Ainsley Booth

Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky ... hope is an ax you break down doors with in an emergency. — Rebecca Solnit

DNA is not the heart's destiny; the genetic lottery may determine the cards in your deck, but experience deals the hand you can play. — Thomas Lewis

You can win the lottery, but not an argument. — Marty Rubin

We have won the time lottery of the last 4 billion years. — Stefan Molyneux

The state of radio is not great. It's like playing the lottery. The chances of hitting are mind boggling slim. — Teddy Thompson

Getting on a popular, long-running show like 'Happy Days' is the actor's equivalent of winning the lottery. — Bryce Dallas Howard

A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation. — Henry Fielding

Professionally, I feel like I won the lottery and I am the luckiest person in the entire world. — Jonah Hill

Writing is all a lottery
I have been a loser by the works of the greatest men of the age. — Tobias Smollett

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. — Roger Jones

If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White — Glozell Green

She was staying. A little longer.
V smiled to himself. So this was what winning the lottery felt like. — J.R. Ward

Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I think, not a book person. — Amy Smith

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. — Bill Cosby

A lottery is the perfect tax ... laid only upon the willing. — George Washington

I have been very lucky, I have won prizes and I've even won the lottery. — Erro

Was gonna never won the lottery. — Veronica R. Tabares

Sometimes, you feel like you've sold your soul. But if I win the lottery, I'm going to buy it back. — Mark Addy

I think the lottery changed everything for us. Once we got Sidney, it helped us turn this franchise around overnight. — Mario Lemieux

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. — Cecil Rhodes

If I were a lucky girl I would have won the lottery or something. Maybe I had, I thought, staring dreamily at Marcello. — Lisa Tawn Bergren

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Homer Simpson

Countless doctors have drawn little tic-tac-toe grids for my parents over the years to try to explain the genetic lottery to them. Geneticists — R.J. Palacio

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers. — Lenny Bruce

You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland! — J.R. Ward

To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life. — Cecil Rhodes

The world neither ever saw, nor ever will see, a perfectly fair lottery. — Adam Smith

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket — Andy Gray

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret. — Ryan North

The death penalty is being applied in the United States as a fatal lottery. — Bianca Jagger

I'm happy to be reminded that an ordinary day full of nothing but nothingness can make you feel like you've won the lottery. — Susan Orlean

This is a robbery, boy, gimme them dollars.
We hit the lottery, boy, it's in ya wallets! — RZA

To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery. — Stephan Pastis

In twenty years, the Lottery has raised over $1.4 billion. It has been run successfully and efficiently. — Jane D. Hull

If you can measure success in this business based on happiness alone I feel like I've hit the lottery. — Justin Long

Being an actor is like winning the lottery. It's not really about your talent, it's right time, right place, right face. — Vincent Kartheiser

The price for sitting and watching game shows and betting on lottery is that the vast majority of the viewers will never become rich — Robert Kiyosaki

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell

I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed. — John Krasinski

She said in the way you might wish someone good luck on the lottery. — Gillian Flynn

I'd rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery. Besides, maybe this time it's different, I mean, I really think you like me. — Conor Oberst

People would love to be rich, but they're looking for the easy way. Who wouldn't want to win the lottery? Just to score. — Bryan Cranston

Innovation is a discipline not a lottery ... It comes from the combination of two elements within my control: hard work and openmindedness. — Georges St-Pierre

The real way I became a model is I won a genetic lottery, and I became the recipient of a legacy. — Cameron Russell

If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win. — Graham Norton

I cringed a little at the position of power i'd been granted, and all because I had won at the genetic lottery that had determined my sex. — Khaled Hosseini

The Power Poker lottery would be won by a person having no ties to any Chicago street gangs or terrorists - Joe Normal. — Ridley Pearson

Life is like a huge lottery in which only the winning tickets are visible. — Jostein Gaarder

God's prayer-line is not a wheel of fortune or lottery for the indolent. — Bryant McGill

What is Waterloo? A victory? No. The winning number in the lottery. — Victor Hugo

If I won the lottery,I would love to buy an airfield and populate it with enthusiasts like myself, and old airplanes. — Martin Shaw

The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket. — Donald Barthelme

The basic story remains simple and never-ending. Stocks aren't lottery tickets. There's a company attached to every share. — Peter Lynch

Christian, you are the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin's lamp all rolled into one — E.L. James

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day. — Marty Becker

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual. — Lori Lansens

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz

Why do people play the lottery, or why do people gamble, period? You know, it's with the hope of winning something more. — Derek Kilmer

Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find. — Auliq Ice

It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it. — Nina Conti

The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life. — Laurence Sterne

He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged lives. — Khaled Hosseini

The chances that lose in the lottery of being are invisible — Stanislaw Lem

Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead. — Brian Koslow

As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous - there is no manual for becoming a woman, — Caitlin Moran

Obviously, drafts sometimes are good ones, or bad ones; I think you can get a good, quality player late in the lottery. — Grant Hill

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.' — Frank Carson

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. — Bill Watterson

Tho marriage be a lottery in which there are a wondrous many blanks, yet there is one inestimable lot in which the only heaven on earth is written. — John Vanbrugh

Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery! — Giuliana Rancic

Hard work is great. It buys you more tickets to the luck lottery. — Steven David Levine

Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don't always get what we wish for. — Adele Rose

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. — Kinky Friedman

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson — R.J. Palacio

What do you want, Zo?"
"What does anyone want, Abby?" he countered. "To be loved. Peace on earth. The winning lottery numbers. — Lisa Mangum

I won the family lottery. I come from the best family in the world. — Jake Epstein

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright

Finding someone you can really connect with is like winning the lottery
It happens basically never, but if it does, you really shouldn't blow it. — Jessica Verdi

In theory we are all equal before the law. In practice, there are overwhelming privileges that come with winning the birth lottery. — Arianna Huffington

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes. — Craig Ferguson

Maybe it is a lottery, but the universe makes it all even out in the end. The universe takes care of its birds. — R.J. Palacio

Please don't waste-away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned in corporate shackles. — Bryant McGill