The Christmas Tree Quotes: top 40 famous quotes about The Christmas Tree

The Christmas Tree Quotes & Sayings

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Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead. — Bill Bryson

The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess. — Tess Gerritsen

In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ. — Paulo Coelho

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. — Bill Cosby

If you hurt her, I'll personally snip off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree this year. — Becca Ritchie

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy kid with tangled hair. — Taylor Swift

If you can't find the spirit of the holidays in your heart, you'll never find it under a tree. — Michael Holbrook

The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me, are the scents of the holidays. — Blake Lively

They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones. — Milton Berle

There are few things emptier than the space where a Christmas tree used to be. — Kate Lord Brown

I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood. — Taylor Swift

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair. — Milton Berle

Three years ago, the white hope of the theatre. Today, a mug. That's New York for you. Puts you on a Christmas tree, and then - the alley. — Ben Hecht

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. — Charles M. Schulz

The Christmas Tree, I swear, is so large it looks like it gave birth to the one in Rockefeller Center. — Julie Sarff

The tree screamed Jingle Bells and the snow whispered Silent Night, but for the first time in her life she felt strangely Grinch-like. — Nicki Edwards

I was only kicking down the Christmas tree to get the star on top. — Ray Bradbury

A good editor is like tinsel to a Christmas Tree ... they add the perfect amount of sparkle without being gaudy. — Bobbi Romans

A Christmas tree
the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. — Jay Leno

I don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas Tree Agnostic. — Stephanie Perkins

In the dark, the little live Christmas tree, two feet tall, sparkled with tiny coloured lights, like the tears I saw glistening in my brother's eyes. — V.C. Andrews

When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. — Ken Foree

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. — Amy Andrews

When 'I'm Sorry' came out and became such a huge hit, that made 'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree' start selling. Then that became a huge, huge hit. — Brenda Lee

I love the smell of a real Christmas tree - also, my mum's Christmas pudding with brandy sauce. — Mallory Jansen

So here I was. I would live with Joe and Mom. I had no place else to go. Joe would carve the roast on Sundays. He would put up the Christmas tree. — Judy Blundell

I manage a toast to the Christmas tree
and one to the sweet absurdity
in the miracle of the verb to be.
Lucky you, lucky me. — Miller Williams

Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here! — Toni Aleo

Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical. — Greg Fitzsimmons

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! — Charles N. Barnard

I stepped into the back of a cab and simply told the driver, Follow the blue Christmas tree ... — Chuck Palahniuk

There are angels on the tree?"
"Ah, because we all pray there are really angels watching over us, don't we? — Heather Graham

November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree. — Neil Sedaka

The best gifts of Christmas cannot be found beneath a tree. — Judy Dawn

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale ... — Vera Nazarian

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall. — Larry Wilde

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. — Bill Vaughan

Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

At least I don't look like a Christmas tree."
"You look like the star atop the tree. — Jennifer L. Armentrout