The Brain Funny Quotes
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The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
— Thomas A. Edison
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
— Kyousuke Motomi
One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple.
— Tracey Alvarez
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it.
— C.J. Redwine
Most often when I stammerThat's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle
Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny.
— James Dashner
Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless.
— Neal Stephenson
Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.
— Agatha Christie
If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.
— Theresa Paolo
My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
— Belle Aurora
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone.
Lucy — Cathy Hopkins
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
— Elbert Hubbard
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
— Gracie Allen
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.
— Linda Ellerbee
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
