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I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. — Amber Valletta

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. — C.J. Redwine

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it. — C.J. Redwine

Most often when I stammer
That's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle

Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny. — James Dashner

My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed. — Craig Silvey

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one. — Dave Courtney

Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless. — Neal Stephenson

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain. — Agatha Christie

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. — Ray Stevens

I can see clearly now,
my brain is gone.

Lucy — Cathy Hopkins

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve. — Elbert Hubbard

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. — Gracie Allen

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix