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Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.
— Genevieve Dewey
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
— Robert Conquest
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
— Keisha Buchanan
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny.
— Thea Harrison
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny.
— Michael Booth
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
— Russell Simmons
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
— Woody Allen
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.
— Brittany Cavallaro
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
