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I decided to go for the honest answer. "My guess is I'm going to bed with a mental image of you, some lube and a box of tissues.
— Kirsty Moseley
Shoes: that putting them on a bed invited death into the family, that a quarrel would follow if one put on the left shoe first.
— Khaled Hosseini
I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.
— Marilyn Manson
They change the sheets every day ... from one bed to another.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly.
— Chelsea M. Campbell
Muse is a tyrant. It gets you out of bed in the twilight of the morning and forces you to create something!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Fire and Blood were the words of House Targaryen, but Dunk once heard Ser Arlan say that Aegon's should have been Wash Her and Bring Her to My Bed.
— George R R Martin
When I wake up in the morning, I meditate immediately, before I even get out of bed.
— John Densmore
He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do.
— Charlie Close
At times as he lay in bed listening to her breathing, a fear came over him that after marriage death was the next major event.
— Leonard Gardner
Film actually is a very strange thing - you can fly in, get off the plane, and climb into bed with somebody you've never met - and that's weird!
— Sylvester McCoy
Ren-Hey ... Anju ... Under the bed ... Anju-Oh ...
There's a blonde guy with an axe,right?
He's a new friend.
Ren-A ghost? — Yuna Kagesaki
'Southland' is very real; it's not about who found the hair in the bed. There are procedural aspects to it, but it's not about that.
— Christopher Chulack
Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.
— W. H. Auden
Sometimes I lie in bed trying to decide which of my friends I truly care about, and I always come to the same conclusion: none of them.
— Miranda July
The lights were low, and Ranger was naked and lounging on the bed, waiting for me to return. I did a slow scan of his perfect body.
— Janet Evanovich
The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets threewise silverflamed,
— Anthony Burgess
It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow.
— Kenneth Grahame
I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am.
— Chavela Vargas
I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue?
— Monica La Porta
I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all.
— Christina Lauren
Death devours all lovely things;Lesbia with her sparrow
Shares the darkness
presently
Every bed is narrow. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed!
— Djuna Barnes
They were in that bed together for a long time, taking the sweetness of life in the shadow of death.
— Alter S. Reiss
Why is it always the wackadoos who're so good in bed?
— Abigail Roux
Until I was six years old we lived in the projects, then my two brothers and three sisters and I moved to a three-bed that my mother's father built.
— David Johansen
His slow smile didn't soften his hawkish features. You'll come to my bed. And you won't think it a waste of time.
— Meljean Brook
I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing."
— William Pitt, 1st Earl Of Chatham
Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.
— Elle A. Rose
The smile that creased his thickish lips reminded me of Baby Bear's bed: not too hard, not too soft, just right.
— Stephen King
The patient in the bed next to me told me that the newspapers were reporting on the test, and it was on television all day long.
— Patrik Sinkewitz
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
— Mike Ness
He found her utterly fascinating, a nameless, homeless, naked vampire, sleeping away the day in his bed, wanted by state and federal police.
— Travis Luedke
had the strength of will not to allow them to fall. "Those men may wish to bed me, my lord, seeing me as exotic and strange,
— Bethany M. Sefchick
This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead.
— John Walter Bratton
I can assure you that next to my bed, there is always a copy of the Dharmapada which I read from every night.
— Frederick Lenz
I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be ... mwa, I know, but they're always in the bloody road. Even in bed.
— Martin Amis
A good idea turns every cog in your mind, making you scared of bed in case the whole machine grinds to a halt.
— Trevor Baylis
If being in bed with the wrong person could shatter you, could being in bed with the right one change your life?
— Mary Calmes
When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag.
— Mike Birbiglia
The RemoteI often think about you
when I'm lying alone in
my room with my mouth
open and the remote
lost somewhere in the bed. — Leonard Cohen
The headlong stream is termed violentBut the river bed hemming it in
Is termed violent by no one. — Bertolt Brecht
Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Look, the dominate-male thing was hot in bed, but it's jerky in real life, just so you know.
— Maisey Yates
Discomforting, like finding a three-week-old sandwich behind your bed, when you swore you'd finished the darn thing.
— Brandon Sanderson
Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day.
— Anne Sexton
At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees.
— LaVyrle Spencer
I stared at Jean-Claude still cuddled on the corner of the bed. He looked adorable, and if I'd had a gun, I'd have shot him on the spot.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdom want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him.
— George R R Martin
I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.
— Bellamy Young
But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin.
— Sierra Simone
A death-bed's a detector of the heart.
— Edward Young
I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.
— Scroobius Pip
I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life.
— Antonio Garrido
There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.
— Nicole Krauss
All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired.
— Brendan Foster
his weight pinning me to the bed.
— Diana Gabaldon
I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one.
— Lesley Manville
It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu.
— Liane Moriarty
Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session.
— Anthony Burgess
The lot of the brideto be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne
Then he said, "Nice bed head," and I knew it was the real Spencer.
— Catherine Clark
Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
— Orson Scott Card
Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course.
— Henri Bergson
She hated that he was in the room with her, standing beside the bed.And she loved that he was there. — Donna Grant
I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels.
— Nickolas Butler
I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways.
— Neil Gaiman
It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw.
— George Herbert
I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice.
— Drew Bledsoe
Well, widow-comforter, how is she?" Olive spoke in the dark from the bed. "Struggling," he said.
"Who isn't? — Elizabeth Strout
