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I decided to go for the honest answer. "My guess is I'm going to bed with a mental image of you, some lube and a box of tissues. — Kirsty Moseley

Shoes: that putting them on a bed invited death into the family, that a quarrel would follow if one put on the left shoe first. — Khaled Hosseini

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it. — Marilyn Manson

My bed is the magical place I love to overthink like a PSYCHO. — Tanya Masse

They change the sheets every day ... from one bed to another. — Rodney Dangerfield

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... — John Mayer

Muse is a tyrant. It gets you out of bed in the twilight of the morning and forces you to create something! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Fire and Blood were the words of House Targaryen, but Dunk once heard Ser Arlan say that Aegon's should have been Wash Her and Bring Her to My Bed. — George R R Martin

When I wake up in the morning, I meditate immediately, before I even get out of bed. — John Densmore

He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do. — Charlie Close

At times as he lay in bed listening to her breathing, a fear came over him that after marriage death was the next major event. — Leonard Gardner

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite. — John Terry

Film actually is a very strange thing - you can fly in, get off the plane, and climb into bed with somebody you've never met - and that's weird! — Sylvester McCoy

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed. — Robert Breault

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

Ren-Hey ... Anju ... Under the bed ...
Anju-Oh ...
There's a blonde guy with an axe,right?
He's a new friend.
Ren-A ghost? — Yuna Kagesaki

'Southland' is very real; it's not about who found the hair in the bed. There are procedural aspects to it, but it's not about that. — Christopher Chulack

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead. — W. H. Auden

Sometimes I lie in bed trying to decide which of my friends I truly care about, and I always come to the same conclusion: none of them. — Miranda July

The lights were low, and Ranger was naked and lounging on the bed, waiting for me to return. I did a slow scan of his perfect body. — Janet Evanovich

The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets threewise silverflamed, — Anthony Burgess

It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow. — Kenneth Grahame

I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am. — Chavela Vargas

I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue? — Monica La Porta

I took the sing from your song. I made a bed where you don't belong. — Ben Howard

I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all. — Christina Lauren

Death devours all lovely things;
Lesbia with her sparrow
Shares the darkness
presently
Every bed is narrow. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed! — Djuna Barnes

They were in that bed together for a long time, taking the sweetness of life in the shadow of death. — Alter S. Reiss

Why is it always the wackadoos who're so good in bed? — Abigail Roux

It was Hooper. The big, pale dog stared urgently into Wayne's face, forepaws on the bed. His damp gaze was unhappy, even stricken. — Joe Hill

Until I was six years old we lived in the projects, then my two brothers and three sisters and I moved to a three-bed that my mother's father built. — David Johansen

I didn't exercise. I worked all the time, went home and went to bed. — Jan Fields

We are like oil and vinegar most of the time. But when you shake us up real good, the combination is heavenly.~ Anna Segee, The Stranger in Her Bed — Janet Chapman

His slow smile didn't soften his hawkish features. You'll come to my bed. And you won't think it a waste of time. — Meljean Brook

I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing." — William Pitt, 1st Earl Of Chatham

Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet. — Elle A. Rose

The smile that creased his thickish lips reminded me of Baby Bear's bed: not too hard, not too soft, just right. — Stephen King

The patient in the bed next to me told me that the newspapers were reporting on the test, and it was on television all day long. — Patrik Sinkewitz

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have. — Mike Ness

He found her utterly fascinating, a nameless, homeless, naked vampire, sleeping away the day in his bed, wanted by state and federal police. — Travis Luedke

had the strength of will not to allow them to fall. "Those men may wish to bed me, my lord, seeing me as exotic and strange, — Bethany M. Sefchick

This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead. — John Walter Bratton

I can assure you that next to my bed, there is always a copy of the Dharmapada which I read from every night. — Frederick Lenz

It would be nice if all the Republicans could put poetry in a little box and put the box under the bed and sit on it, but they can't. — Sam Hamill

I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be ... mwa, I know, but they're always in the bloody road. Even in bed. — Martin Amis

A good idea turns every cog in your mind, making you scared of bed in case the whole machine grinds to a halt. — Trevor Baylis

When I'm in focus mode, I do training six times a week. Carbs only in the morning. And I try not to eat at least two hours before bed. — Ciara

If being in bed with the wrong person could shatter you, could being in bed with the right one change your life? — Mary Calmes

When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag. — Mike Birbiglia

The Remote
I often think about you
when I'm lying alone in
my room with my mouth
open and the remote
lost somewhere in the bed. — Leonard Cohen

Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed. — Tracy Letts

The headlong stream is termed violent
But the river bed hemming it in
Is termed violent by no one. — Bertolt Brecht

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We looked at the sky. So many stars, it seemed like a celebration, a grand, illicit party the galaxy was holding after the humans had been put to bed. — E. Lockhart

Look, the dominate-male thing was hot in bed, but it's jerky in real life, just so you know. — Maisey Yates

Discomforting, like finding a three-week-old sandwich behind your bed, when you swore you'd finished the darn thing. — Brandon Sanderson

Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day. — Anne Sexton

At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees. — LaVyrle Spencer

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

I stared at Jean-Claude still cuddled on the corner of the bed. He looked adorable, and if I'd had a gun, I'd have shot him on the spot. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdom want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him. — George R R Martin

I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in. — Bellamy Young

Living with a whore
even the best whore in the world
isn't a bed of roses. — Henry Miller

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin. — Sierra Simone

A death-bed's a detector of the heart. — Edward Young

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast. — Scroobius Pip

She said a good day ain't got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been — Paul Simon

I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life. — Antonio Garrido

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet. — Nicole Krauss

All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired. — Brendan Foster

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

his weight pinning me to the bed. — Diana Gabaldon

I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one. — Lesley Manville

It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu. — Liane Moriarty

Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session. — Anthony Burgess

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

Then he said, "Nice bed head," and I knew it was the real Spencer. — Catherine Clark

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

When in Boston, I shall be able to take you out to dinner, if not to bed. I should greatly prefer the latter, but I must accept my lot. — L.A. Meyer

One is forced to examine one's life when trapped in the wall by a Murphy bed. — Cheryl McKay

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes. — Orson Scott Card

Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course. — Henri Bergson

I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed. — Blink-182

She hated that he was in the room with her, standing beside the bed.
And she loved that he was there. — Donna Grant

But when all was said and done, the love between us in the little bed, as well as in our hearts, was so real I could practically touch it. — Mia Kerick

I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels. — Nickolas Butler

I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways. — Neil Gaiman

It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw. — George Herbert

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled. — Robert Caro

I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice. — Drew Bledsoe

Well, widow-comforter, how is she?" Olive spoke in the dark from the bed.
"Struggling," he said.
"Who isn't? — Elizabeth Strout

We say the United States is a rich country, but how can we be rich when millions of poor American children go to bed hungry? — Alexandra Paul

Slowly, I opened my eyes and turned toward the other side of my bed. Damn. For being — Magan Vernon