That's Crazy Quotes

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop? — Erma Bombeck

That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot. — Chrissy Teigen

Yeah, well, right now? Right now, I think being crazy may be the only thing that's keeping me sane. — Mira Grant

Why do it, just because I can? That's kind of crazy. — Jules Shear

When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby? — Drake

Ten years ago, desalination was the crazy aunt in the attic. That's changed. It is now entering the mainstream and being taken seriously. — Barry Nelson

The schedule is really crazy and the fans are sometimes kind of crazy, but other than that it's been - it's been cool. — Ruben Studdard

I'm just a regular guy. All these ideas that children shouldn't watch me, I'm going to be confusing, all this stuff, it's crazy. — Chaz Bono

I love making music, I love composing on my computer, just making crazy ethnic slack orchestral tracks, that's one of my fun things. — Casey Abrams

You think you're losing your mind, but do keep in mind, as long as you may, that the ability to go on thinking such a thing means it's not all gone. — Criss Jami

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

That's the New York thing, isn't it. People who seem absolutely crazy going around telling you how crazy they used to be before they had therapy. — Judith Perelman Rossner

I always tell my employees, the busier it gets, the slower you should cook. When you run around like a crazy person, that's when things go wrong. — Michael Symon

I started on 'Neighbours' when I was 14. It's crazy to think now that I had such a bizarre adolescence. — Eliza Taylor

Have you gone crazy, Lefty?" "No. On the contrary, I have become educated." "Sometimes that's worse, these days. — Thomas Sowell

Chile, who you tellin'? I had to tell him that you were fresh out the "big house" and that's why you were actin' so crazy, with your horny ass, — D.A. Young

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble. — Hunter S. Thompson

Hawthorne sucks ... It's a crazy place, and I'm happy that I was the weird one that got out. — Tyler, The Creator

Everything always gets crazy at the end. You just have to keep going, regardless of how awful it gets. So that's what I do. — Sarah Dessen

It's not everyday you find the crazy that fits yours, so when you do, tie it to the bed and take it. That's the only sane thing to do. — Alexa Riley

That's something that drives me crazy. When people say something twice that way, after you admit it the first time. — J.D. Salinger

It's amazing to me how people throw stuff on the ground right next to a trash can. That drives me crazy. — Eric Close

I want Harper to want me this same wild and crazy way, like she can't get enough of me. Because, hell, it's become that way for me.
It just has. — Lauren Blakely

My friends said, 'You're crazy, enjoy single life.' But that's not for me. — Kurt Warner

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' — Kanye West

I tried to be really healthy and eat whole and organic as much as possible. I think that's the key to avoiding crazy weight gain. — Molly Sims

I especially love driving down a hill directly at a tree and swerving to one side at the last moment. That's my way to relax. — Boris Yeltsin

That's exactly it - I am crazy sad, and somewhere deep inside, all I want is to fly. — Jandy Nelson

This is what we do. We do crazy shit because we're broken. That's who we are. That's what we do. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

The only thing I really love is Fiji water. That's like the only crazy request - I don't like any other water. — Kelly Rowland

Sometimes there's no cure for the crazy." Dale sighed, stroking my hair. "I think we all just have to keep loving through it. Maybe that's the cure. — Emme Rollins

It remains unbelievable to me that I have any readers beyond my own blood relations - it's a crazy, wild gift. — Karen Russell

If you focus on sandbagging the beachhead, you can ignore the tsunami that's approaching. Try it any other way and you'll go crazy. — Jodi Picoult

There's no woman that's crazy for no reason. That behavior is a reaction. Believe that. — Mirjana Puhar

We, as writers, have to figure out a way to create a consciousness in language. It's crazy even to attempt to do that. — Aleksandar Hemon

That's crazy-rare."

"And now it's extinct. — Devon Monk

If a liberal were to attack Justice Clarence Thomas on the grounds that he's black, we would all go crazy. — Newt Gingrich

Sex keeps me fit and healthy. What can be better than that? It's not about crazy diets or gym workouts. — Kelly Brook

He gives me a look like I've gone crazy. He's an idiot. I've always been crazy, so how's that any news? — Jo Raven

I can't get Yaqui Delgado out of my mind. Plenty of girls shake their junk. How is that enough to make somebody hate you? It's crazy. — Meg Medina

Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too. — Michele Bachmann

I like 'Ab Fab;' I love the crazy stuff they wear. That's my favourite! I love 'Ab Fab.' — Iggy Azalea

I live in L.A., I grew up here, it's not that crazy for me because it's L.A., you know? — Michael Welch

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes! — J. Richard Singleton

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why. — Brittany Snow

Obviously, I've made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they're crazy*
* some are dumb, too, but that's another story. — Gregory Cochran

I almost never use B.C. and A.D. to describe time periods. I use BKCWC. Before Kirk Cameron Went Crazy. That's how I judge time. * — Jenny Lawson

I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been. — Geoff Rickly

It's just a crazy damned life, that's all ... — Sara Gruen

Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy. — J. Lynn

I know it's crazy, but I'm holding tight to the idea that a small act of kindness can have real resonance. — Blake Crouch

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone

Since we do operate in a binary world, if there's something that cannot be this or that, it drives us crazy. — Chuck Palahniuk

I want to go out there and do some different things that people are like, "Wow. That's crazy. Why didn't I think of that?" — Justin Bieber

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue

It's so common, it could be anyone. The trouble is, nobody wants to talk about it. And that makes everything worse. — Ruby Wax

In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to play my ax and write a song. That's my job. — Billy Joel

When the ship docks, I'm getting off with you.
This is crazy.
I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I trust it. — James Cameron

I think that she's a great dame. I'm crazy for Lucille. — Jessica Walter

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie. — Charlaine Harris

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad. — Margaret Cho

I wonder if it's because I haven't been able to poke my nose outdoors for so long that I've grown so crazy about everything to do with Nature? — Anne Frank

Sometimes it's the crazy people that bring out the best in us — Aishabella Sheikh

It's an accepted fact that all writers are crazy; even the normal ones are weird. — William Goldman

I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don't want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that's not nice. — Billy Eichner

The hardest period for a writer is the period in-between writing. That's when you can go crazy if you don't allow the creative juices to flow. — Ice Cube

You're crazy, you know that?"
"Yes. But I'm a demon in the sack."
I laughed. "Okay then. That fixes everything."
"That's right, it does. — Ilona Andrews

The blonde ? She's worse than you. She's crazy."
"I wouldn't say that to her face if you like your dick on your body. — Debra Anastasia

I think that the only way that you're going to succeed anywhere is to fail, as crazy as that sounds. It's the only way. You have to fail your way up. — Omar Benson Miller

Maybe that's what is crazy: to want to be free. A lot of people wouldn't cross the street for it. — George Jonas

I don't think we'll shoot 76 percent in a half ever again. That's crazy. — Gregg Popovich

It's an uncomfortable moment when you realize that there is a crazy person in the room and it's you. — Ruth Cardello

By all means write new songs. Each generation must do that. But to neglect the church's original hymnbook is, to put it bluntly, crazy — N. T. Wright

Escapism- that's what I like. I'm not so crazy about the reality of everything. — Michael Jackson

I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. — Carrie Underwood

Most customer service people are great. It's that one customer service person from hell that drives me crazy! — Jon Jones

She looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that's partly why they love me, and partly why they leave — Jeanette Winterson

Romance," said Antony. "A con so crazy that by the time the bullet's in the chamber, you don't know if you've taken someone or you've been taken. — Jeffrey Ford

Giving the banks free interest loans is like the government subsidizing the banks. That's crazy! — Kenneth Eade

I didn't think much about that statement then. But later I would-I still do. I think about it and think about it until I think I'm going crazy. — S.E. Hinton

Can't live in a crazy forest that's trying to kill you without a top-of-the-line stabbing stick. — James Tynion IV

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there. — Rachel Cohn

The hard thing about waiting is the not knowing how it's going to go. That's what makes me really crazy. — Donna Cooner

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy. — J.D. Salinger

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer

The World is enough brutal don't make it mad and crazy more, so far I think that the adrenaline is on it's own full capacity. — Deyth Banger

Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move"
"That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat! — G. Norman Lippert

They [Republicans] assume that military action always shows strength, while avoiding military action always shows weakness. That's just crazy. — Kevin Drum

There's this crazy thinking that style guarantees truth. You go out with a hand-held camera, use available light, and somehow the truth emerges. — Errol Morris

The hard part is that this is a very fine line. There's right on one side of it, and crazy on the other. — Sam Altman

We get shy about saying things like I love you. Life is so short. It's crazy, that we hesitate to express our true thoughts to each other. — Yoko Ono

Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about."
"Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook. — Richard Castle

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

I was in some one else's house, so I woke up early - at eight - with that crazy sleeping-at-someone-else's-house energy. — Ned Vizzini

Please understand. When I look at you as if you're crazy, it's not that I judge you for your insanity. — Marie Rutkoski

I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it. — Eve Langlais