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That My Girlfriend Quotes By Kody Keplinger: So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Frederick Lenz: My teacher knew that I always had a

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Penelope Douglas: Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That

Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You're not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You're. Just. Mine, — Penelope Douglas

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Hannah Moskowitz: If my friends or my girlfriend back home

If my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think that's okay with me. — Hannah Moskowitz

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Collin Raye: And if it all falls apart, I will

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you. — Collin Raye

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But

I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer. — Jarod Kintz

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Adam Rapp: My work is always more emotional than I

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend. — Adam Rapp

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Grant Morrison: Sometimes I pretend not to look at my

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. — Grant Morrison

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: My girlfriend told me that she was seeing

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Conan O'Brien: It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Conor Maynard: When I was 13, I remember crying on

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. — Conor Maynard

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Richelle Mead: Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help

Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." He turned away again, and I heard him mutter, "I need two drinks. — Richelle Mead

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Melyssa Winchester: Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter

Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way. — Melyssa Winchester

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Aisha Tyler: I like the company of guys. I have

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

That My Girlfriend Quotes By David Louden: Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Ani San: She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Collette West: Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her

Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That's a first. — Collette West

That My Girlfriend Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: The next person that shows my girlfriend a

The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! — R.L. Mathewson

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Raine Miller: Then I drove over to get my snaked-haired,

Then I drove over to get my snaked-haired, sharp-tongued, unpredictable, and very perplexing girlfriend, like the besotted sap that I very much was. — Raine Miller

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Felix Baumgartner: I feel comfortable with what I do and

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. — Felix Baumgartner

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Dave Attell: I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik

That My Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Steve Jobs: I've done a lot of things I'm not

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. — Steve Jobs

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Neil Gaiman: My last girlfriend was Greek," said the Iceman.

My last girlfriend was Greek," said the Iceman. "The shit her family ate. You would not believe. Like rice wrapped in leaves. Shit like that. — Neil Gaiman

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Jenny Han: He gestured at me. "That's Belly.""Belly?" she repeated."Yup.

He gestured at me. "That's Belly."
"Belly?" she repeated.
"Yup. She's my girlfriend."
I think I choked out loud. — Jenny Han

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Dahlia Adler: Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend

Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?"

She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Caine: I think that's my new band name," Shane

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. — Rachel Caine

That My Girlfriend Quotes By David Estes: My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Taylor Wilson: When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind

When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. — Taylor Wilson

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Candace Knoebel: Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Ernest Kinnie: The saddest moment of my adolescence was when

The saddest moment of my adolescence was when I suddenly realized that my girlfriend did not have a boyfriend. — Ernest Kinnie

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Dorothy Allison: Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Zayn Malik: I am the most jealous boy in the

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine — Zayn Malik

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Jason Mraz: I love getting a smile out of my

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. — Jason Mraz

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Neil Strauss: My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Jamie McGuire: My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his

My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity. — Jamie McGuire

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Initially NO: I won't have my son doing drugs to

I won't have my son doing drugs to get a
woman that he shall never have. — Initially NO

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Salman Khan: Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? — Salman Khan

That My Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Dante DiMartino: Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."Zuko:

Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
Zuko: "That's tough buddy. — Michael Dante DiMartino