
When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel. —
Laurel Lea

Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe, for the same reason. —
Miguel De Cervantes

To freeze time, to hold on to youth, this business makes no sense.
It's always time that wins in the end. —
Robert Doisneau

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? —
Salman Rushdie

I refuse to act the way someone expects me to. —
Madonna Ciccone

It's not like there are a lot of horror shows on television. There are a few. —
Scott M. Gimple