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I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.
— Jay Mohr
That wish - that prayer - both men and women would have scorned me for - "But, Father, Thou wilt not despise!" I said, and felt that it was true.
— Anne Bronte
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
— Samantha Bee
So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons.
— Rhiannon Frater
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
— Frank Zappa
Only guys that are insecure in their manhood are afraid of tampons. They're just weird little cotton things. It's not like they're going to eat you.
— Micalea Smeltzer
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
— Jimmy Carr
Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.
— Adrienne Wilder
Can't you recognize the human in the inhuman?
— Ray Bradbury
Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!
— Shelly Laurenston
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
— Kelly Ripa
What's life except for a palpable illusion?
— Stewart Sternberg
Promise me you'll never leave me.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
(You think you know suffering? What about life before dishwashers? Washing machines? Tampons? Vacuum cleaners? You have no idea. No idea!)
— Magnus Flyte
Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons.
— Robert Galbraith
It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect.
— Carolyn Lee Adams
You can do anything when the alternative is unacceptable.
— Denise Grover Swank
I swear again, I would not be a queen
For all the world. — William Shakespeare
For all the world. — William Shakespeare
I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising.
— Rae Mariz
If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.)
— R.S. Grey