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Tampons With Quotes By Jay Mohr: I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

Tampons With Quotes By Jenny B. Jones: She just asked me to pick her up

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair — Jenny B. Jones

Tampons With Quotes By Anne Bronte: That wish - that prayer - both men

That wish - that prayer - both men and women would have scorned me for - "But, Father, Thou wilt not despise!" I said, and felt that it was true. — Anne Bronte

Tampons With Quotes By Samantha Bee: Sex with my first boyfriend was a little

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

Tampons With Quotes By Rhiannon Frater: So, basically, I'm risking my life because you

So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons. — Rhiannon Frater

Tampons With Quotes By Rick Yancey: Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and

Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey

Tampons With Quotes By Frank Zappa: The plumber he says, never flush a tampon.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

Tampons With Quotes By Dana Gould: I was born an emotional tampon in a

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction. — Dana Gould

Tampons With Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Only guys that are insecure in their manhood

Only guys that are insecure in their manhood are afraid of tampons. They're just weird little cotton things. It's not like they're going to eat you. — Micalea Smeltzer

Tampons With Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Tampons With Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.

Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons. — Adrienne Wilder

Tampons With Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Can't you recognize the human in the inhuman?

Can't you recognize the human in the inhuman? — Ray Bradbury

Tampons With Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: Now let's go into this pharmacy and get

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! — Shelly Laurenston

Tampons With Quotes By Kelly Ripa: Women's clutches are too small. I open my

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa

Tampons With Quotes By Stewart Sternberg: What's life except for a palpable illusion?

What's life except for a palpable illusion? — Stewart Sternberg

Tampons With Quotes By Jodi Ellen Malpas: Promise me you'll never leave me.

Promise me you'll never leave me. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Tampons With Quotes By Magnus Flyte: (You think you know suffering? What about life

(You think you know suffering? What about life before dishwashers? Washing machines? Tampons? Vacuum cleaners? You have no idea. No idea!) — Magnus Flyte

Tampons With Quotes By Robert Galbraith: Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He

Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons. — Robert Galbraith

Tampons With Quotes By Carolyn Lee Adams: It was like a commercial for laundry detergent

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

Tampons With Quotes By Denise Grover Swank: You can do anything when the alternative is

You can do anything when the alternative is unacceptable. — Denise Grover Swank

Tampons With Quotes By William Shakespeare: I swear again, I would not be a

I swear again, I would not be a queen
For all the world. — William Shakespeare

Tampons With Quotes By Rae Mariz: I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the

I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising. — Rae Mariz

Tampons With Quotes By R.S. Grey: If they wanted to slap my photo onto

If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.) — R.S. Grey

Tampons With Quotes By Ray Wilkins: Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around

Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts. — Ray Wilkins

Tampons With Quotes By Rahm Emanuel: Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel

Tampons With Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Why was he opening the doors to my

Why was he opening the doors to my vanity? I kept my tampons down there! He could see them! They were right at the front for easy accessibility! — Kristen Ashley