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I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair — Jenny B. Jones

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. — Dustin Hoffman

Pleasure is the only thing one should live for, nothing ages like happiness. — Oscar Wilde

I think your life is full of first loves because every time you love someone new, you love them in a different way. — Taylor Swift

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa

So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons. — Rhiannon Frater

Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction. — Dana Gould

Only guys that are insecure in their manhood are afraid of tampons. They're just weird little cotton things. It's not like they're going to eat you. — Micalea Smeltzer

Vision comes alive when everyone sees where his or her contribution makes a difference. — Ken Blanchard

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons. — Adrienne Wilder

triangle of my mons, — Cari Silverwood

Love has, at its best, made the inherent sadness of life bearable, and its beauty manifest. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! — Shelly Laurenston

Why was he opening the doors to my vanity? I kept my tampons down there! He could see them! They were right at the front for easy accessibility! — Kristen Ashley

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

(You think you know suffering? What about life before dishwashers? Washing machines? Tampons? Vacuum cleaners? You have no idea. No idea!) — Magnus Flyte

Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons. — Robert Galbraith

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

Plots set in the future are about what people fear in the present. — Lionel Shriver

It doesn't matter if you win as long as you give everything in your heart — Michael Jordan

I shall gain glory or die. — Seamus Heaney

I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising. — Rae Mariz

If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.) — R.S. Grey

Wherever there are birds, there is hope. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote. — Bill Maher

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel