Tampon Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Tampon

Tampon Quotes & Sayings

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My mother's blueberry pie from scratch was amazing. I still make it today. — Geoffrey Zakarian

The dominant theory coming out of Hollywood is that peoples' attention spans are getting shorter and shorter and they need more stimulation. — Brian Eno

He'd probably faint at the sight of their hoards of undies, make-up, and never-put-away tampon boxes. — Debbie Johnson

All artists are egotistical maniacs with inferiority complexes. — Lionel Richie

I never dealt with excessive body fur. But having barely made love to a tampon, my privates were truly untainted. — Maggie Young

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers

Dampax. The best tampon on the market. Period. — Blair Evans

The game was here long before I was, and will be here long after I'm gone. — Curt Schilling

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers

Never assume, no matter how strong the temptation, that other people are low-life lying manipulators without a shred of human decency. — Dinesh D'Souza

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon? — Julie Cross

My mind struck a truth as an elbow can strike a table edge. — Maya Angelou

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction. — Dana Gould

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? — Sophie Monroe

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

I was in no mood to negotiate with the Tampon Terrorist. — Helene Boudreau

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

It was electrifying the way he watched her so carefully that he forgot himself. — Cammie McGovern

For the investor who knows what he is doing, volatility creates opportunity. — John Train

I hear everything he's saying, but mentally I'm picturing a sword hidden in my body like some medieval tampon, and suddenly, I'm afraid to sit down — Addison Moore

I'm not going to prison," I blurt out. "I'm too soft. I watched Orange is the New Black. I don't want to eat tampon sandwiches. — Lila Monroe

May you grace for good deeds. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Write while the heat is in you. — Henry David Thoreau

Suffering Third World children have nutritional deficiencies not vaccine deficiencies. — Lendon Smith

crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon. — John Niven

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel

I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh- — Rachel Caine