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She did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously.
— Isabel Allende
My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke?
— Agatha Christie
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
— Max Eastman
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.
— Alison Jackson
Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism.
— Louis C.K.
How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
— Laura Griffin
A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't.
— Brian Dunkleman
Any so-called leader who does not take this issue (climate change) seriously or treats it like a joke is not fit to lead
— Barack Obama
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically true.
— Kim Cattrall
America has got to learn to take a joke.
— Herman Cain
It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all seriously!
— Steven Wilson
There is one door and so far more windows..., do you know why??...
One door for enter and many windows for exit! — Deyth Banger
One door for enter and many windows for exit! — Deyth Banger
I like there to be a joke in practically every photo I take. Nobody has the right to make photography boring.
— Norman Parkinson
Fundamentalists can't take a joke. Ever. They want us to blindly obey, parrot everything they do, and believe in their dogmas.
— Shahin Najafi
In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
— Kresley Cole
Fuck em if they can't take a joke
— J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom-he fears a drunken poet may crack a joke that will take hold.
— E.B. White
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE
— Kresley Cole
My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly fucked up when I start threatening to take a road trip.
— Chris Gethard
If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.
— Karen Traviss
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
— Neil Gaiman
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.
— C.S. Lewis
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
— Nancy Sinatra
The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
— Edward Albee
At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.
— Saina Nehwal
How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.
— Garrison Keillor