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T-rex Joke Quotes By Louis C.K.: Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? Louis C.K.
T-rex Joke Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra
T-rex Joke Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper
T-rex Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger
T-rex Joke Quotes By Meshell Ndegeocello: I joke that a person of color would I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello
T-rex Joke Quotes By Jessica Park: This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park
T-rex Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney
T-rex Joke Quotes By Aya Cash: Most of my comedy is accidental, I would Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash
T-rex Joke Quotes By Matt Haig: Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig
T-rex Joke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
T-rex Joke Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: I think that all filth is local ... I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense — Christopher Hitchens
T-rex Joke Quotes By Gunter Grass: Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental; — Gunter Grass
T-rex Joke Quotes By Elliott James: Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James
T-rex Joke Quotes By Will Rogers: We all joke about Congress but we can't We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? — Will Rogers
T-rex Joke Quotes By Shelley Malec Vitale: In my stories I kill off every love In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home. — Shelley Malec Vitale
T-rex Joke Quotes By Jay Asher: Now, why would a dead girl lie?Hey! That Now, why would a dead girl lie?
Hey! That sounds like a joke. Why would a dead girl lie? Answer: Because she can't stand up. — Jay Asher
T-rex Joke Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were- — J.K. Rowling
T-rex Joke Quotes By James C. Humes: I don't like jokes in speeches. I do I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. — James C. Humes
T-rex Joke Quotes By Neil Young: Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke. — Neil Young
T-rex Joke Quotes By LeBron James: I laugh and joke, but I don't get I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily. — LeBron James
T-rex Joke Quotes By Bill Burr: I just do my act. If people in I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it. — Bill Burr
T-rex Joke Quotes By Ned Vizzini: A novel wouldn't be a book if there A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke. — Ned Vizzini
T-rex Joke Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde
T-rex Joke Quotes By S.A. Tawks: You can't draw lines in the sand like You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks
T-rex Joke Quotes By Nancy Sinatra: I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra
T-rex Joke Quotes By Phil Collins: Catering on planes, like on British Rail, is Catering on planes, like on British Rail, is a standing joke, but I don't really have a problem with it. I don't quite know what people expect. — Phil Collins
T-rex Joke Quotes By Chen Guangbiao: I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke. — Chen Guangbiao
T-rex Joke Quotes By David Brenner: I want my tombstone to read: If this I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it. — David Brenner
T-rex Joke Quotes By Ron Shock: I can't write a joke. I could never I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. — Ron Shock
T-rex Joke Quotes By Nick Kroll: I found, especially with stand-up, that if a I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to. — Nick Kroll
T-rex Joke Quotes By Robin Brande: I still wouldn't be able to control myself I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out. — Robin Brande
T-rex Joke Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Because friendship is about laughing when the other Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman
T-rex Joke Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman
T-rex Joke Quotes By John Mellencamp: She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat. — John Mellencamp
T-rex Joke Quotes By Alexandra Potter: I never stopped joking around long enough to I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore. — Alexandra Potter
T-rex Joke Quotes By Sanhita Baruah: Conversation of the Day -He: How do you Conversation of the Day -
He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah
T-rex Joke Quotes By Paul Provenza: We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure! — Paul Provenza
T-rex Joke Quotes By Karen Traviss: If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined. — Karen Traviss
T-rex Joke Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: It's easy to joke when you don't care It's easy to joke when you don't care any more. I'm not saying it didn't hurt me, because it did. — Nicholas Sparks
T-rex Joke Quotes By Bill Cosby: I tell stories. Because I believe you can I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby
T-rex Joke Quotes By Rob Zombie: You might like it as a joke or You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!. — Rob Zombie
T-rex Joke Quotes By Kim Stanley Robinson: If you can't afford housing then the right If you can't afford housing then the right to vote is a bad joke. — Kim Stanley Robinson
T-rex Joke Quotes By Betty White: People who don't like cats haven't been around People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White
T-rex Joke Quotes By Stephen King: I like a woman who will laugh when I like a woman who will laugh when you don't have to point her right at the joke, you know — Stephen King
T-rex Joke Quotes By Eddie Murphy: Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh. — Eddie Murphy
T-rex Joke Quotes By Stephen Lloyd Jones: Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him. — Stephen Lloyd Jones
T-rex Joke Quotes By Joey McIntyre: I don't mind being the brunt of a I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one. — Joey McIntyre
T-rex Joke Quotes By Stephen King: It's just that I was thinking you don't It's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it. — Stephen King
T-rex Joke Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up. — Karen Marie Moning
T-rex Joke Quotes By James S.A. Corey: The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws - it had police. — James S.A. Corey
T-rex Joke Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick
T-rex Joke Quotes By Daniela Bobadilla: I can't imagine saying the same joke for I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work. — Daniela Bobadilla
T-rex Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole
T-rex Joke Quotes By Merritt Wever: I used to joke that if acting didn't I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback. — Merritt Wever
T-rex Joke Quotes By Stephen Colbert: We claim no respectability. There's no status I We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything. — Stephen Colbert
T-rex Joke Quotes By Joan D. Vinge: Sometimes she talked like a poet; she made Sometimes she talked like a poet; she made a little joke of it, so that you wouldn't mind. — Joan D. Vinge
T-rex Joke Quotes By Aziz Ansari: What's cool about Twitter is that you can What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari
T-rex Joke Quotes By Kodi Smit-McPhee: I've been joking that 'On the Road' is I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke. — Kodi Smit-McPhee
T-rex Joke Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like telling a joke and nobody laughs for two years. — Scott Westerfeld
T-rex Joke Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: There are certain things I don't want to There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive! — Gilbert Gottfried
T-rex Joke Quotes By Jamaica Kincaid: A professional writer is a joke. You write A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job. — Jamaica Kincaid
T-rex Joke Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill
T-rex Joke Quotes By Wanda Sykes: I was really gifted at being able to I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing. — Wanda Sykes
T-rex Joke Quotes By Dohee: You only get one chance at life, not You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee