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The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date.

The thing that interests me most about family history is the gap between the things we think we know about our families and the realities.

The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

Most harm is done by people who are awake.

The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.

I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep.

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!

Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.