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It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
— Afrika Bambaataa
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
If sex isn't a joke, what is it?
— Nella Larsen
As the joke goes, you don't have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.
— Kim Harrison
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
— Kurt Vonnegut
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
— Alfred North Whitehead
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but Idon't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno
A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager.
— Jules Verne
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player.
— Anthony Jeselnik
This was another fossil of a joke. I couldn't remember where it'd come from, I had a horrible feeling it might have been me.
— Alexis Hall
We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.
— Russ Feingold
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
— Sarah Silverman
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
— Spike Milligan
I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.
— Craig Ferguson
Ain't nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.
— Nancy B. Brewer
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.
— Wislawa Szymborska
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
Sometimes I want to joke but my English isn't perfect. Sometimes people are wondering what I'm talking about.
— Alexander Ovechkin
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.
— David Ogilvy
Don't make a film if it can't be the film you want to make. It's a joke, and a sick joke, and it'll kill you.
— David Lynch
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
— Joan Van Ark
I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway!
— Claudia Lee
A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.
— Jamaica Kincaid
I like a woman who will laugh when you don't have to point her right at the joke, you know
— Stephen King
Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him.
— Stephen Lloyd Jones
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
— Betty White
If you can't afford housing then the right to vote is a bad joke.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
— Rob Zombie
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!
— Gilbert Gottfried
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE
— Kresley Cole
Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like telling a joke and nobody laughs for two years.
— Scott Westerfeld
I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up.
— Karen Marie Moning
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee
Sometimes she talked like a poet; she made a little joke of it, so that you wouldn't mind.
— Joan D. Vinge
We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.
— Stephen Colbert
The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws - it had police.
— James S.A. Corey
I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work.
— Daniela Bobadilla
I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense
— Christopher Hitchens
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
— LeBron James
Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke.
— Neil Young
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-
— J.K. Rowling
In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home.
— Shelley Malec Vitale
Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I
— Elliott James
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
— Bill Burr
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— Gwyneth Paltrow
This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste.
— Jessica Park
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
— Meshell Ndegeocello
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.
— Karen Traviss
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
— Paul Provenza
Conversation of the Day -He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
— Alexandra Potter
She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat.
— John Mellencamp
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
— Neil Gaiman
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.
— Robin Brande
It's easy to joke when you don't care any more. I'm not saying it didn't hurt me, because it did.
— Nicholas Sparks
I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.
— David Brenner
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
— Nancy Sinatra
