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Sweet Funny Quotes By Stieg Larsson: Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.

Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet. — Stieg Larsson

Sweet Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? — William Shakespeare

Sweet Funny Quotes By Anne Lamott: What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. — Anne Lamott

Sweet Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

Sweet Funny Quotes By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Sweet Funny Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Sweet Funny Quotes By Marisa De Los Santos: You mustn't let men drive you to mangling

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

Sweet Funny Quotes By Dennis Miller: We need anything politically important rationed out like

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head. — Dennis Miller

Sweet Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: We still have a lot to talk about,"

We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Sweet Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: I will live in thy heart, die in

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
eyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. — William Shakespeare

Sweet Funny Quotes By Jess C. Scott: Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Sweet Funny Quotes By Nash Summers: When have I ever given him the impression

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal? — Nash Summers

Sweet Funny Quotes By Johnny Rich: So, my sweet, did it put the fun

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral? — Johnny Rich

Sweet Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Sweet Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the

Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying. — Jen Turano

Sweet Funny Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty,

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot. — Sarah Mayberry

Sweet Funny Quotes By Homer: The strong must protect the sweet.

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Sweet Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

Sweet Funny Quotes By Kenya Wright: I already apologized for that.""No, you didn't.""Then I'm

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

Sweet Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Four different kinds of Tater Tots?" I felt

Four different kinds of Tater Tots?" I felt overwhelmed by culinary confusion. "Why would anyone need so many? Chili. Sweet potato. Blue? — Rick Riordan

Sweet Funny Quotes By Penny Reid: ... smart, funny, sweet, nice to his family,

... smart, funny, sweet, nice to his family, good looking in an adorable kind of way. — Penny Reid

Sweet Funny Quotes By Wendy Higgins: Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Sweet Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! — Dwayne Johnson

Sweet Funny Quotes By Coco Rocha: Every sweet, humble young model is only one

Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster. — Coco Rocha

Sweet Funny Quotes By Lucian Bane: What they saw was a hero baby. That's

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

Sweet Funny Quotes By Kendall Jenner: My ideal prom date would have to be

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

Sweet Funny Quotes By Zoe Marriott: To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

Sweet Funny Quotes By Holly Black: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black

Sweet Funny Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed.

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

Sweet Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: It was so sweet backstage, you should have

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo. — Steve Martin

Sweet Funny Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

Sweet Funny Quotes By Katie Klein: Maybe I can stalk you again sometime." "Absolutely.

Maybe I can stalk you again sometime."
"Absolutely. — Katie Klein

Sweet Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I want you to lie to me just

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Sweet Funny Quotes By Casey Wilson: What I think is funny is when people,

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious. — Casey Wilson

Sweet Funny Quotes By Lori Wilde: Cowboy!" she hollered.Every man on the street turned

Cowboy!" she hollered.
Every man on the street turned to stare at her."
pg.117 — Lori Wilde

Sweet Funny Quotes By Melissa Landers: I won't say that you're pretty because that

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers

Sweet Funny Quotes By Caroline Fyffe: She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so

She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe

Sweet Funny Quotes By Starla Kaye: We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet

We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread ... — Starla Kaye

Sweet Funny Quotes By Jess Rothenberg: He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ...

He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again? — Jess Rothenberg

Sweet Funny Quotes By Mary Papas: - If you could describe my son in

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

Sweet Funny Quotes By Paris Hilton: I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet,

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. — Paris Hilton

Sweet Funny Quotes By Elaine Kagan: The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Sweet Funny Quotes By Jenna McCarthy: I don't care how handsome or fabulous or

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. — Jenna McCarthy

Sweet Funny Quotes By Leelee Sobieski: When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and

When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone. — Leelee Sobieski

Sweet Funny Quotes By Kristen Proby: What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have

What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar. — Kristen Proby

Sweet Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? — William Shakespeare