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The catch was that we could never break up, because I had run out of friends who were willing to help us move.
— Molly Harper
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
— Nick Swardson
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
— Nick Swardson
To prepare for the mountains develop mind, body, will and spirit as strong as a sword, soft as a pillow and fluid as water.
— Jeffrey Rasley
I have no problem doing gay stuff, I really don't care.
— Nick Swardson
Complaining is the favorite pastime of millions.
— Mason Cooley
The fresh start is always an illusion but a necessary one.
— Eleanor Clark
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
— Nick Swardson
It's a pleasure.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Improv kind of goes hand in hand with what I do. I was on 'Reno 911!' for six years, and that was a completely improvised show.
— Nick Swardson
The satellite revolt was not sparked from the West. It was sparked by Communism itself.
— Whittaker Chambers
Free downloads is something that I like to do its just not as publicised and it is the future of music.
— Jason Mraz
No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the best sketch performer of all time.
— Nick Swardson