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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
— Jacques LeBlanc
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
— Mitch Hedberg
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
— David Beckham
I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.
— Kai Greene
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
— Marc Maron
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann
Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
— Dave Attell
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
— Winston Bennett
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
— Denis Leary
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
— William J. Clinton
Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly.
— R.K. Lilley
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips.
— Rebecca West
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.
— Beth Fantaskey
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.
— Dani Alexander
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
Stupid male ego.
— Tera Lynn Childs
