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Stupid And Funny Quotes By Rob Sheffield: Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog

Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid. — Rob Sheffield

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Jacques LeBlanc: I do not like this word "bomb." It

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. — Jacques LeBlanc

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Hideaki Sorachi: Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid

Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid we are?!
Kagura: Don't underestimate us! — Hideaki Sorachi

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Jim Lehrer: Most of the gaffes I've made have not

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Will Christopher Baer: I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: 2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Leah Broadby: If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I come from a stupid family. My father

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: But you see, a rich country like America

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Taylor Adams: Funny how the stupid shit we do for

Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend. — Taylor Adams

Stupid And Funny Quotes By David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Kai Greene: I do like to believe there is no

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. — Kai Greene

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Mac Miller: I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: He does have that weird mixture of born

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Hedy Lamarr: Any girl can be glamorous. All you have

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarr

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Terry Crisp: We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy

We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Chanel West Coast: I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Joe Theismann: The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: -"He loved her ... It was noble of

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: Don't plead with anyone if you were not

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: If heaven was created only for the most

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Bobby Robson: We didn't underestimate them. They were just a

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. — Bobby Robson

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: If you don't do anything stupid when you're

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me? — Dave Attell

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Jay Asher: Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Martin Freeman: Why does everyone have to pretend to be

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Larissa Ione: The problem with having evil minions is that

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: I can't really remember the names of the

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to. — Shaquille O'Neal

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Winston Bennett: I've never had major knee surgery on any

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Hillary Rodham Clinton: I'm not going to have some reporters pawing

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Stupid And Funny Quotes By R.K. Lilley: Life is funny like that, making us pay

Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly. — R.K. Lilley

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: I used to be stupid but I've turned

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams

Stupid And Funny Quotes By William J. Clinton: Politics gives guys so much power that they

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — William J. Clinton

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual — Denis Leary

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Beth Fantaskey: Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Azhly Antenor: I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

Stupid And Funny Quotes By P.S. Berryman: I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews-

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's — P.S. Berryman

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Rebecca West: Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not

Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips. — Rebecca West

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: It turns out your not dyslexic, your just

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. — Frankie Boyle

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Cole Gibsen: This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Terry Jones: The funny thing about history is that we

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Christopher Moore: For it is written that if the wise

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Nalini Singh: Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain,

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Joy Behar: Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I pulled a job, I was so

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Al Gore: I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple. — Al Gore

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Alan Bennett: Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

Stupid And Funny Quotes By John Wayne: Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Dani Alexander: Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. — Dani Alexander

Stupid And Funny Quotes By L. H. Cosway: Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: Stupid male ego.

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

Stupid And Funny Quotes By Brian Littrell: I've always tried to be funny, or stupid,

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

Stupid And Funny Quotes By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry