Strippers Quotes

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. — Crystal Woods

Yeah? What're you planning?"
"She nixed the keg and the strippers, so I don't know. Maybe we'll have a bonfire and torch some furniture. — Jessica Martinez

Montreal was a very active jazz center until club owners started putting in strippers instead of music. Before long, there was nothing to hear. — Oscar Peterson

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home. — Kathleen Brooks

Polls? Nah ... they're for strippers and cross country skiers. — Sarah Palin

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show. — George Carlin

He told me he was used to getting what he wanted. — Celia Conrad

Which was one reason why Revolt of the Zombie Strippers was being shot in Gallup and not in a warehouse in Van Nuys. — Janet Evanovich

Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse. — Caitlin Moran

I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice in life. — Darnell Lamont Walker

My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living. — Chelsea Handler

The reason why we're strippers, is invariably more boring, more grounded in nonexistential needs like money - and pragmatic concerns, like money. — Ruth Fowler

She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like. — Shannon Celebi

Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do? — Kate Meader

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs. — Ja Rule

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. — Chris Hardwick

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend. - TRUE FACT — Darynda Jones

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears. — Jamie McGuire

Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners. — John Scarne

I want to do a documentary about strippers, 'cause it's a moneymaker. — Method Man

She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. — Crystal Woods

What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind? — Crystal Woods

They got ninjas working as strippers in this town or something? Well. — L.A. Witt

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships. — Dana Gould

The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers. — Juliana Hatfield

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld