Strippers Quotes & Sayings
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Between 60 and 80 percent of
strippers come from a background of sexual abuse. —
Caitlin Moran

I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice in life. —
Darnell Lamont Walker

My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living. —
Chelsea Handler

The reason why we're
strippers, is invariably more boring, more grounded in nonexistential needs like money - and pragmatic concerns, like money. —
Ruth Fowler

She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like. —
Shannon Celebi

Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do? —
Kate Meader

Cuttin' taxes for
strippers and thugs. —
Ja Rule

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you.
Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. —
Chris Hardwick

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper —
Casey Renee Kiser

Life ain't all burritos and
strippers, my friend. - TRUE FACT —
Darynda Jones

What's funny is that male
strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. —
Joe Manganiello

I said no
strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears. —
Jamie McGuire

Belly
strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners. —
John Scarne

I want to do a documentary about
strippers, 'cause it's a moneymaker. —
Method Man

She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. —
Crystal Woods

What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind? —
Crystal Woods

They got ninjas working as
strippers in this town or something? Well. —
L.A. Witt

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with
strippers and relationships. —
Dana Gould

The way I see it, all the popular singers are
strippers. —
Juliana Hatfield

I can't eat chicken and look at
strippers at the same time. —
Jerry Seinfeld