I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
— Steven Curtis Chapman
You can still go home a loyal wife. - Warren Brown — T.M. Williams
I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? — Luis Guzman
Don't cheat when you got the most beautiful woman by your side — MG
Commitment is Circumstances — Leju Thomas
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife — Woody Allen
Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch? — Anne Grant
Thank God (my wife) and I were both born poorso the concept of fidelity was allowed to take root in us. — Allan Wolf
In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you're cheating on your wife. — Howard Fast
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. — Benjamin Franklin
