Strippers Quotes
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Strippers Quotes & Sayings
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
— Sarah Silverman
Yeah? What're you planning?""She nixed the keg and the strippers, so I don't know. Maybe we'll have a bonfire and torch some furniture. — Jessica Martinez
Montreal was a very active jazz center until club owners started putting in strippers instead of music. Before long, there was nothing to hear.
— Oscar Peterson
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
— George Carlin
He told me he was used to getting what he wanted.
— Celia Conrad
Which was one reason why Revolt of the Zombie Strippers was being shot in Gallup and not in a warehouse in Van Nuys.
— Janet Evanovich
I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice in life.
— Darnell Lamont Walker
My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living.
— Chelsea Handler
She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like.
— Shannon Celebi
Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.
— Ja Rule
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
— Chris Hardwick
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser
Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend. - TRUE FACT
— Darynda Jones
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
— Joe Manganiello
I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears.
— Jamie McGuire
Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners.
— John Scarne
What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?
— Crystal Woods
The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers.
— Juliana Hatfield
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
— Jerry Seinfeld