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Straight People Quotes & Sayings

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Straight people are so fucking weird. — Warren Ellis

Her heart's too hurt ... you frightened her. And she's such a straight lady
she sees shame where some of us just see people. — Margo Lanagan

A lot of people go straight from denial to despair without pausing in the middle and doing something about it. — Al Gore

I think people in the gay and straight worlds can get a sense of what it means to be an artist. — Jill Eikenberry

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs. — Ray Stevens

You're white. You're straight. You're well educated, healthy and beautiful. Every time is for people like you. — Tiffany Reisz

People can put their best poems straight onto the web. — Roger McGough

For the love of God! He howled. Could all of the straight people get out of the fucking closets, please? Gay men coming through! — Kat French

America's infrastructure is now so wretched that, in some areas, the only people who drive straight are the drunks. — Anonymous

I'm known in the trade as Litigiousness because, which means to say I'm willing to pull people into court straight away, no messing, thank you. — Jimmy Savile

A straight writer can write a gay novel and not worry about it, and a gay novelist can write about straight people. — Edmund White

Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight. — Rock Hudson

Straight people are everywhere! — Dan Savage

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people. — Cecily Strong

In keeping people straight, principle is not as powerful as a policeman. — Abel Hermant

Almost every time I make a building, some people will condemn it straight to Hell. — Arne Jacobsen

People hate us, blah blah blah, wish we'd go straight to hell, or maybe Wisconsin, since it's closer, blah blah blah. — Chloe Neill

Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith,
Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit

We may seek a fortune for no greater reason than to secure the respect and attention of people who would otherwise look straight through us. — Alain De Botton

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version. — Toba Beta

Markus's mind jumped straight to the most obvious explanation: Is the president nuking people again? — Neal Stephenson

I am not here to entertain straight people. — Sarah Schulman

I don't even know. I'm just so sick of straight people who can't get their shit together. — Becky Albertalli

Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked. — Alfred Nobel

He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid. — FayJay

Vice President Biden is the real deal. He'll give it to you straight. He communicates in a way that I think connects with people at a real level. — Michael Nutter

Inside was a tableau of frustration that might've been straight out of Norman Rockwell, if Norman Rockwell had painted people doing hard time in jail. — Ransom Riggs

Governing means governing all of the people, no matter what demographic it is, whether it'd be black, white, women, straight, gay, Republican. — Don Lemon

As we mature, there are people with whom we run out of steam, but there are also those with whom a little straight talking would prove rewarding. — Mariella Frostrup

Most of the hip-hop people are very straight. — Andy Bell

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority — Ray Palla

If time and space are curved where do all the straight people come from? — R.J. Scott

I grew up in a pretty gay world - my brother's gay and he's been married to a man for 20 years, which is like 60 in straight-people years. — Kevin Smith

I'd like to set things straight, a few more people should be pulling their weight. — Aaron Tippin

Everything in life that deviates from the straight and, so to speak, normal line, makes people first curious and then indignant. — Stefan Zweig

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth. — Craig Ferguson

The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous. — Dan Savage

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! — Andy Dick

The world I live in is not all white people, not all straight people, and it's not all people who have their acts together, either. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Drag shows are one of my favorite things in the world. As a straight man I love going to gay bars. People at gay bars just love to dance. — Steve Kazee

If people take any notice of what we say, we say we've been through the drug scene, man, and there's nothing like being straight. — John Lennon

A lot of straight people think I'm nuts. — Pia Zadora

The best movies now are called 'thrillers.' Because if you use the word 'horror,' people's associations are straight-to-video crap. — Eli Roth

A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay. — Benjamin Carson

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. — Moliere

I don't get straight people, but I understand what they look like. — Duane Michals

I've known straight and gay people all my life. I can't tell the difference ...
But I'd never marry a guy I didn't like. — Willie Nelson

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight. — Barney Stinson

Straight people," Alec declared. "Why can't they control themselves? — Cassandra Clare

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that. — Paul Rudnick

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad. — Tupac Shakur

Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that. — Mel Brooks

The people of Waziristan are so innocent they seem stupid and so straight forward the seem arrogant — Ghulam Qadir Khan Daur

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. — Chanakya

I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man. — Rupert Everett

What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink - that's one less connection you could have made. — Ze Frank

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart. — Maya Angelou

It's a struggle every day to get people to invest financially in portrayals of women that aren't satisfying to straight white men. — Jill Soloway

Many people talk about winning two straight gold medals, but I'm not focusing on defending the title. — Kim Yuna

Straight people are the most pathetic of all. I've never seen such a miserable group of people in my life. They don't know anything about themselves — Sarah Schulman

When people say, 'I believe in Jesus', look them straight in the eye and ask, 'Which one?' — Walter Martin

The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points. — Theodor Adorno

I came up in hip-hop, where people value the ability to tell it straight. — Adam Mansbach

My approach is always to try to be straight with people, especially about what my party can achieve. — Charles Kennedy

Gay or straight? So what? It doesn't matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people regardless. — Willie Nelson

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake
you know, to send the right message to kids. — Bill Maher

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. — Bobby Vinton

SOmetimes life isn't fair, and straight people are straight up crazy. — RuPaul

I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like! — Greg Curtis

It's ridiculous that people aren't allowed to love who they love, have families, and have the same life as straight people. It's infuriating. — Janina Gavankar

There are more people who are not straight, white males going to shows. — Kathleen Hanna

Straight people have it so much easier. They don't understand. They can't. There's no such thing as openly straight. — Bill Konigsberg

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me! — Darren Hayes

I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about. — P. J. O'Rourke

I am known as a one liner man because I don't give chance to people to read between the lines. — Amit Abraham

I think politicians who suggest they are uninterested in the support of newspapers are not being straight with people. — Douglas Alexander

Straight people are crazy — Tere Michaels

Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages. — Boy George

For most people who have or who do identify as or with [song] Straight Edge, I feel like for most people, they're just trying to do the right thing. — Ian MacKaye

It's an interesting thing about being a 'fem.' People automatically assume that I'm straight. — Mary Lambert

The great Way is very straight, but people prefer to deviate. — Laozi

What're you doing? Collecting the straight, super-macho Village People? — Kristen Ashley

Religion is a dangerous prod, because it can always be misused and get out of hand, but it's useful for keeping people on the straight and narrow. — Octavia Butler

We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure. — Clifford Stoll

I like to play people who are underdogs and misfits. People who are not on a straight and narrow path. That's exciting for me. — Danielle Brooks

I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married. — Denis Leary

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

The only people who believe in straight roads are generals & mail coach drivers. — Richard Flanagan

Some people don't realize that a straight 'No' can be the kindest answer in the world. — Jonathan Coe

People often ask me how I keep my priorities straight in life and I tell them that it is done by constantly straightening them out! — Joyce Meyer

We don't want to give people straight answers. We'd rather they question things for themselves. — Deborah Curtis

I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection. — Jon Stewart

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. — Dana Snyder

Ian was the kind of smart that makes your straight A student look like she'd drown in a wet paper bag. Ian was the kind of smart that scares people. — Matt K. Turner

I think most people who have dealt with me, think I'm a pretty straight sort of guy, and I am. — Tony Blair

What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer ... the shortest way between two people is not a straight line. — Earle Brown

And I think gay people are just as good at watching their kids play hockey as straight people. — Tina Fey

I believe that half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go straight at things. — Steve Chandler

You need people around you that care about you and are thinking about you in your best interest. And keep your mind straight. — Q'orianka Kilcher

It seems to me that the way to remove people's cynicism is, when asked a straight question, to give a straight answer. — Jeremy Paxman