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One can no more translate movement into words than music into words. — Marty Rubin

All inspired painters are impressionists, even though it be true that some impressionists are not inspired. — Joaquin Sorolla

Seconds of focused pleasureable visualization is stronger than 2000 hours of working to obtain a goal — Esther Hicks

Then he heard a familiar voice.
"That's got 'em! Wonderfull spell, Fireball
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"Fizban!" Tanis groaned. — Margaret Weis

I've lost a guardian angel and gained a muse. — Jae T. Jaggart

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. — Eugene Levy

Chris Addison is a stand-up comic, but his ability to act is extraordinary, to be so natural, I've taken 25 years just getting to that level. — Peter Capaldi

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. — Rita Rudner

Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw myself, in comedy. — Al Pacino

I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic. — Scott Raab

Beauty can be created, knowledge learned, but talent can neither be purchased nor taught. — Danielle L. Jensen

I like my leaders smart and serious. I don't need a stand-up comic. — Kristin Gore

A really good stand-up comic is a poet; it's about the use of language. It can be really poetic. And I like politically conscious comedy. — Sherman Alexie

All "months" work together for the good of those who love the Lord! ... all the days of this month will work together for your goodness! — Israelmore Ayivor

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes. — Michael Caine

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people so that they can get on with their jobs. — Robert Townsend

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. — Jerry Seinfeld

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. — Phyllis Diller

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. — Larry The Cable Guy

Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian. — Kliph Nesteroff

The Lord may very well have removed His blessing from America the moment America stopped blessing us. — Joel C. Rosenberg

The next time someone tells you we can trim the budget by cutting aid, I hope you will ask whether it will come at the cost of more people dying. — Bill Gates

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here. — Alan Rickman

Humans had a brightness to them, a glow that only death extinguished. — Amy Tintera

I wouldn't like to find out my GP was messing about with black magic. It would be like discovering that your bank manager was also a stand-up comic. — Christopher Fowler

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression. — Jim Carrey

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Maybe the hardest part of life is just having the courage to try. — Rachel Hollis

If you can play well in the studio, you can play well on stage. — Ritchie Blackmore