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It is only through restraint that man can manage not to suppress himself. — Andre Gide

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors. — Busy Philipps

Milton Friedman's misfortune is that his economic policies have been tried. — John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

Gratitude is the most fruitful way of deepening your consciousness that you are a Devine choice. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

If you can throw $5 back in the crafty, we'll take it, because it just means another meal, which is nice. — Katie Aselton

And what would they find on sale? His sanity? Could be. Half-Price. Smoke and Water Damage. Everything Must Go. — Stephen King

Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in two languages. — Jay Leno

I boldly entered the arena of business and exercised the rights I already possessed. — Victoria Woodhull

One day your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. — Kinley MacGregor

Our contribution to the progress of the world must, therefore, consist in setting our own house in order. — Mahatma Gandhi

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. — Jim Gaffigan

I've no interest in being thought provoking. Who needs more thoughts. I'd rather go down as one who is thought disposing. — Rasheed Ogunlaru

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker

The biggest break in my career was getting into the Beatles in 1962. The second biggest break since then is getting out of them. — George Harrison