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Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Andre Gide: It is only through restraint that man can

It is only through restraint that man can manage not to suppress himself. — Andre Gide

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Busy Philipps: Even though I do a more traditional type

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors. — Busy Philipps

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: Milton Friedman's misfortune is that his economic policies

Milton Friedman's misfortune is that his economic policies have been tried. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Steve Carell: I don't think of myself as funny -

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Henri J.M. Nouwen: Gratitude is the most fruitful way of deepening

Gratitude is the most fruitful way of deepening your consciousness that you are a Devine choice. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Katie Aselton: If you can throw $5 back in the

If you can throw $5 back in the crafty, we'll take it, because it just means another meal, which is nice. — Katie Aselton

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Stephen King: And what would they find on sale? His

And what would they find on sale? His sanity? Could be. Half-Price. Smoke and Water Damage. Everything Must Go. — Stephen King

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was

Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in two languages. — Jay Leno

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Victoria Woodhull: I boldly entered the arena of business and

I boldly entered the arena of business and exercised the rights I already possessed. — Victoria Woodhull

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Kinley MacGregor: One day your prince will come. Mine took

One day your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. — Kinley MacGregor

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Our contribution to the progress of the world

Our contribution to the progress of the world must, therefore, consist in setting our own house in order. — Mahatma Gandhi

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. — Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Rasheed Ogunlaru: I've no interest in being thought provoking. Who

I've no interest in being thought provoking. Who needs more thoughts. I'd rather go down as one who is thought disposing. — Rasheed Ogunlaru

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By Chris Tucker: I really loved what I was doing being

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker

Stand Up Comedian Funny Quotes By George Harrison: The biggest break in my career was getting

The biggest break in my career was getting into the Beatles in 1962. The second biggest break since then is getting out of them. — George Harrison