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I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.
— Charlaine Harris
They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.
— Charlaine Harris
Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.
— Charlaine Harris
I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.
— Charlaine Harris
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris
Coffe is the perfume of morning.
— Charlaine Harris
I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.
— Charlaine Harris
( ... ) that the creature I loved was lying somewhere in a hole underground, to all intents and purposes dead until dark.
— Charlaine Harris
May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons."I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons. — Charlaine Harris
Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
— Charlaine Harris
Email to Eric from Bill:GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill — Charlaine Harris
I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you. Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna fuck me back.
— Jason Stackhouse
Well, they got married. No one pulled a Jane Eyre ...
— Charlaine Harris
You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.
— Charlaine Harris
you have to play it out sometimes.
— Charlaine Harris
Vampires, bringing America together!
— Charlaine Harris
But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.
— Charlaine Harris
Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.
— Charlaine Harris
Lily might be icy on the outside, but inside she was Vesuvius.
— Charlaine Harris
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
— Charlaine Harris
I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.
— Charlaine Harris
Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn't even known I was in the pool
— Charlaine Harris
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
— Charlaine Harris
I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam
— Charlaine Harris
Eric: if Sookie had died, I would let you suffer. Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead. — Charlaine Harris
I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.
— Charlaine Harris
And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?
— Charlaine Harris
Can I help you up?""No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up. — Charlaine Harris
When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.
— Charlaine Harris
Everything. Everywhere. Every moment. That is the scope of God's call on our lives, and that is the dignity our lives enjoy.
— John G. Stackhouse Jr.
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
— Charlaine Harris
Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."Sookie: "I love bunnies! — Charlaine Harris
Eric, what are you doing?""Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.
— Charlaine Harris
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
— Charlaine Harris
He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance.
— Charlaine Harris
Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.
— Charlaine Harris
Life begins at night
— Charlaine Harris
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.
— Charlaine Harris
I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.
— Charlaine Harris
I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits."You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris
No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.
— Charlaine Harris
Some might think you suicidal.""Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris
The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else.
— Charlaine Harris
Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with".
— Charlaine Harris
The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris
More and more countries of the world have decided that corporations do a better job of generating and deploying capital than do states.
— Max L. Stackhouse
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
— Charlaine Harris
There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.
— Charlaine Harris
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris
Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you.
— Charlaine Harris
I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris
You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have dividedup America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris
For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.
— Charlaine Harris
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[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."[Sookie:] "Like a fungus? — Charlaine Harris
Better to be screwed physically than financially.
— Charlaine Harris
That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.
— Charlaine Harris
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
— Charlaine Harris