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I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. — Charlaine Harris

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is. — Charlaine Harris

Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring. — Charlaine Harris

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie. — Charlaine Harris

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris

Coffe is the perfume of morning. — Charlaine Harris

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board. — Charlaine Harris

( ... ) that the creature I loved was lying somewhere in a hole underground, to all intents and purposes dead until dark. — Charlaine Harris

May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons."
I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons. — Charlaine Harris

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff! — Charlaine Harris

This was pretty exotic stuff for a telepathic barmaid from northern Louisiana. — Charlaine Harris

Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill — Charlaine Harris

I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you.
Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna fuck me back. — Jason Stackhouse

Well, they got married. No one pulled a Jane Eyre ... — Charlaine Harris

You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were. — Charlaine Harris

you have to play it out sometimes. — Charlaine Harris

Vampires, bringing America together! — Charlaine Harris

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were. — Charlaine Harris

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse. — Charlaine Harris

Lily might be icy on the outside, but inside she was Vesuvius. — Charlaine Harris

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. — Charlaine Harris

I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed. — Charlaine Harris

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn't even known I was in the pool — Charlaine Harris

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!! — Charlaine Harris

I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam — Charlaine Harris

Eric: if Sookie had died, I would let you suffer.
Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead. — Charlaine Harris

I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad. — Charlaine Harris

And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy? — Charlaine Harris

Can I help you up?"
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up. — Charlaine Harris

When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps. — Charlaine Harris

Everything. Everywhere. Every moment. That is the scope of God's call on our lives, and that is the dignity our lives enjoy. — John G. Stackhouse Jr.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. — Charlaine Harris

Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies! — Charlaine Harris

Eric, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you. — Charlaine Harris

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. — Charlaine Harris

He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance. — Charlaine Harris

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. — Charlaine Harris

Life begins at night — Charlaine Harris

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on. — Charlaine Harris

I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand. — Charlaine Harris

I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits.
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. — Charlaine Harris

Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris

The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else. — Charlaine Harris

Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with". — Charlaine Harris

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris

More and more countries of the world have decided that corporations do a better job of generating and deploying capital than do states. — Max L. Stackhouse

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric. — Charlaine Harris

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris

Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you. — Charlaine Harris

I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris

You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris

For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo. — Charlaine Harris

[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus? — Charlaine Harris

Better to be screwed physically than financially. — Charlaine Harris

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on. — Charlaine Harris

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful. — Charlaine Harris