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St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Kate Atkinson: (although anyone with half a brain must surely

(although anyone with half a brain must surely be mired in existential gloom all the time) — Kate Atkinson

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Alan Bradley: Hesternal, I remembered, meant, "pertaining to yesterday." I

Hesternal, I remembered, meant, "pertaining to yesterday." I was nodding over the rest of the phrase — Alan Bradley

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: One of the most striking differences between a

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. — Mark Twain

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Larry McMurtry: I'm a fastidious bookman and have never liked

I'm a fastidious bookman and have never liked reading books with library markings or other messy defects. — Larry McMurtry

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Serena B. Miller: I was growing cold, but now you are

I was growing cold, but now you are my campfire. — Serena B. Miller

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Red Haircrow: I write to believe in goodness.

I write to believe in goodness. — Red Haircrow

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to

Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. — Ambrose Bierce

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Al Yankovic: As a kid, I certainly never thought I

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun. — Al Yankovic

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Sean O Faolain: In the presence of great music we have

In the presence of great music we have no alternative but to live nobly. — Sean O Faolain

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Gichin Funakoshi: In battle, do not think that you have

In battle, do not think that you have to win. Think rather that you do not have to lose. — Gichin Funakoshi

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Jessica Khoury: How many have died that I might live?And

How many have died that I might live?
And who has died that I might live? — Jessica Khoury

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Mark Fuhrman: After the Simpson trial, after all the bad

After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigated officer in the history of the LAPD. — Mark Fuhrman

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life's journey can never end; it only just

Life's journey can never end; it only just began. — Debasish Mridha

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Magnus Carlsen: My former coach, Simen Agdestein, used to be

My former coach, Simen Agdestein, used to be the best player in Norway. — Magnus Carlsen

St Patrick's Day 2015 Funny Quotes By Yves Montand: I think a man can have two, maybe

I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating. — Yves Montand