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Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson — Rick Riordan
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
— Squidward Tentacles
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
— Squidward Tentacles
Don't try to run your life through a single straw. Someone, some event, will cut it off.
— Michael Mullen
Because if I lost her, I would be lost, too.
— Kami Garcia
Most people can tire of a lecture in fifteen minutes, clever people can do it in five, and sensible people don't go to lectures at all.
— Stephen Leacock
Jealousy is the direct result of self-betrayal.
— Edna O'Brien
Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.
— Squidward Tentacles
Firmness in support of fundamentals, with flexibility in tactics and methods, is the key to any hope of progress in negotiation.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
When they ask how I died, tell them: still angry.
— Richard K. Morgan
Being alive at 87 is quite an accomplishment if you're curious, interested, seeing the fun out of life, doing things, having a purpose.
— Art Linkletter