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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!