Spongebob Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Spongebob

Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Spongebob quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

I've used the laws of the country to my advantage. — Donald Trump

I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, that's the homie. He can chill on the corner with me. — Theophilus London

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.' — R.L. Stine

I'd rather watch SpongeBob with with Kimmy than talk to you. At least that stupid yellow sponge tries to make sense. — Lora Leigh

Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear. — L.D. Davis

I've been in The Who, I've been in The Beatles and I've been in Pink Floyd! Top that! — David Gilmour

What the hell is a SpongeBob? — Madeleine Urban

Drug discovery is terribly expensive, just to find out how one drug could or could not work and all its side effects. — Henry Markram

Did I mention he was wearing a onesie? I'm talking a legit, full-grown man in a SpongeBob onesie. — Colleen Hoover

From SpongeBob to Finding Nemo ... I'm still trying to decide which one I like more. — Kevin Federline

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. — Patrick Star

Always work hard, never give up, and fight until the end because it's never really over until the whistle blows. — Alex Morgan

Patrick: I'm mad. SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick? Patrick: I can't see my forehead. — Ann Brashares

Every generation reinvents the wheel - and in the process it often adds to rather than subtracts from a woman's burdens. — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point. — Jacqueline Rayner

You see, the strangeness of my case is that now I no longer fear the invisible, I'm terrified by reality. — Jean Lorrain

How about that? You can hear NFL Films music on everything from 'SpongeBob SquarePants' to 'Deep Throat.' — Steve Sabol

By night an atheist half believes in God. — Edward Young

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob. — Stephen Colbert

I watch a lot of cartoons. I watch a lot of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb." — Colin Kaepernick

I don't have time for this I've got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger. — Stephen Hillenburg

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? — James Patterson

Whenever I'm sad, I just put on 'SpongeBob' and I cheer up. — Richard Harmon

As long as we have voices, we must sing. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The best marketing strategy ever: CARE — Gary Vaynerchuk

Do you feel it now Mr. Krabbs? — SpongeBob SquarePants

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari — James Patterson

I have someone else clean my house so that it will actually get cleaned, and I let kids in my house survive on Peeps and 'SpongeBob.' — Julia London

I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom — Apryl Baker

Poetry is the universal possession of mankind, revealing itself everywhere, and at all times, in hundreds and hundreds of men. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

She was a virgin and a warrior, disdainful of the male, which was what eventually convinced people that she really must be off her head. — Emile Zola

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. — David Hasselhoff