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Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept
— Graeme Simsion
I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed.
— B.B. King
This girl is going to be the death of me. She has the ability to bring me to my knees and she doesn't even realize it.
— N.E. Henderson
When the Hours flew brightly by And not a cloud obscured the sky, My soul, lest it should truant be, Thy grace did guide to thine and
— Edgar Allan Poe
I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect.
— Peter Blair Henry
I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.
— Martha Bolton
I promised myself that we'd have this little air-clearing chat today without my tongue ending up in your mouth.
— Bella Andre
I must have good genes from my parents because I feel no slowdown of energy, enthusiasm or even memory.
— Nancy Pelosi
Good writing is lean and confident.
— William Zinsser
Those who found nothing on the plains will find nothing on the summits of mountains!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Sense your presence, the naked, unveiled, unclothed beingness. It is untouched by young or old, rich or poor, good or bad, or any other attributes.
— Eckhart Tolle
The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.
— Richard Matheson