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Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Graeme Simsion: Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept — Graeme Simsion

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By B.B. King: I've said that playing the blues is like

I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed. — B.B. King

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Julie Johnson: Marriage (noun): betting someone half your stuff that

Marriage (noun): betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever. — Julie Johnson

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By N.E. Henderson: This girl is going to be the death

This girl is going to be the death of me. She has the ability to bring me to my knees and she doesn't even realize it. — N.E. Henderson

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: When the Hours flew brightly by And not

When the Hours flew brightly by And not a cloud obscured the sky, My soul, lest it should truant be, Thy grace did guide to thine and — Edgar Allan Poe

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Peter Blair Henry: I think my wife would take objection to

I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect. — Peter Blair Henry

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Martha Bolton: I tan the easy way. I just wait

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect. — Martha Bolton

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Bella Andre: I promised myself that we'd have this little

I promised myself that we'd have this little air-clearing chat today without my tongue ending up in your mouth. — Bella Andre

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Nancy Pelosi: I must have good genes from my parents

I must have good genes from my parents because I feel no slowdown of energy, enthusiasm or even memory. — Nancy Pelosi

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Anamika Mishra: I write because I want to inspire people

I write because I want to inspire people and help them live a sorted life — Anamika Mishra

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: I believe this government cannot endure permanently, half

I believe this government cannot endure permanently, half slave and half free. — Abraham Lincoln

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By William Zinsser: Good writing is lean and confident.

Good writing is lean and confident. — William Zinsser

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Those who found nothing on the plains will

Those who found nothing on the plains will find nothing on the summits of mountains! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Eckhart Tolle: Sense your presence, the naked, unveiled, unclothed beingness.

Sense your presence, the naked, unveiled, unclothed beingness. It is untouched by young or old, rich or poor, good or bad, or any other attributes. — Eckhart Tolle

Socially Awkward Funny Quotes By Richard Matheson: The vampire was real. It was only that

The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told. — Richard Matheson