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Soccer Funny Quotes By Jimmy Greaves: Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away — Jimmy Greaves

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ron Atkinson: He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces — Ron Atkinson

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ron Greenwood: To me personally, it's nothing personal to me

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me — Ron Greenwood

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ian Rush: Playing in Italy was like being in a

Playing in Italy was like being in a foreign country. — Ian Rush

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ron Atkinson: I would not say he (David Ginola) is

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. — Ron Atkinson

Soccer Funny Quotes By David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

Soccer Funny Quotes By Barry Venison: I always used to put my right boot

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison

Soccer Funny Quotes By Theo Foley: The dice are stacked against them

The dice are stacked against them — Theo Foley

Soccer Funny Quotes By Graeme Le Saux: The opening ceremony was good, although I missed

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it. — Graeme Le Saux

Soccer Funny Quotes By Lawrie McMenemy: When you are 4-0 up you should never

When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1. — Lawrie McMenemy

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ray Wilkins: We could be putting the hammer in Luton's

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin — Ray Wilkins

Soccer Funny Quotes By Bobby Robson: We didn't underestimate them. They were just a

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. — Bobby Robson

Soccer Funny Quotes By David Acfield: Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. — David Acfield

Soccer Funny Quotes By Lee Hendrie: I took a whack on my left ankle,

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie

Soccer Funny Quotes By Bryan Robson: This is the one-off occasion and you can't

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that — Bryan Robson

Soccer Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. — Kevin Keegan

Soccer Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: Chile have three options - they could win

Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. — Kevin Keegan

Soccer Funny Quotes By Gary Lineker: There's no in between-you're either good or bad.

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between. — Gary Lineker

Soccer Funny Quotes By Theo Foley: Systems are made by players rather than players

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems — Theo Foley

Soccer Funny Quotes By Phil Neville: The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European. — Phil Neville

Soccer Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: The Germans only have one player under 22,

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! — Kevin Keegan

Soccer Funny Quotes By Hugh Johns: The acoustics seem to get louder

The acoustics seem to get louder — Hugh Johns

Soccer Funny Quotes By Alan Parry: He hit that one like an arrow

He hit that one like an arrow — Alan Parry

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ron Greenwood: I don't hold water with that theory

I don't hold water with that theory — Ron Greenwood

Soccer Funny Quotes By Mitchell Thomas: All that remains is for a few dots

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed. — Mitchell Thomas

Soccer Funny Quotes By Tony Gubba: The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome

The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome — Tony Gubba

Soccer Funny Quotes By Jimmy Armfield: Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly — Jimmy Armfield

Soccer Funny Quotes By Glenn Hoddle: Football's all about 90 minutes

Football's all about 90 minutes — Glenn Hoddle

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ugo Ehiogu: I'm as happy as I can be-but I

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

Soccer Funny Quotes By Gordon Strachan: It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. — Gordon Strachan

Soccer Funny Quotes By Vinnie Jones: Winning doesn't really matter as long as you

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win — Vinnie Jones

Soccer Funny Quotes By John Lambie: That's great, tell him he's Pele and get

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on. — John Lambie

Soccer Funny Quotes By Stuart Pearce: I can see the carrot at the end

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce

Soccer Funny Quotes By H. L. Hunt: If you don't believe you can win, there

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

Soccer Funny Quotes By Jimmy Greaves: The only thing Norwich didn't get was the

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got — Jimmy Greaves

Soccer Funny Quotes By Joe Royle: I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle

Soccer Funny Quotes By Steve Lomas: Germany are a very difficult team to play

Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas

Soccer Funny Quotes By Ron Atkinson: Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning. — Ron Atkinson