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Smoking Funny Quotes By Jason Gann: I always found it really funny when actors

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Smoking Funny Quotes By Voltaire: The moment of meeting, and that of parting

The moment of meeting, and that of parting are the two greatest epochs of life as sayeth the great book of Zend. — Voltaire

Smoking Funny Quotes By Tim Curry: There's nothing more daunting than a musical, but

There's nothing more daunting than a musical, but there's also no more direct line to joy. Getting there, though, is like pushing treacle up stairs. — Tim Curry

Smoking Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: We all know smoking is bad. I know

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran

Smoking Funny Quotes By Jean Teule: HAS YOUR LIFE BEEN A FAILURE? LET'S MAKE

HAS YOUR LIFE BEEN A FAILURE? LET'S MAKE YOUR DEATH A SUCCESS! — Jean Teule

Smoking Funny Quotes By Candice Sue Patterson: She hadn't waited for God's direction. She'd decided

She hadn't waited for God's direction. She'd decided for herself what was best. — Candice Sue Patterson

Smoking Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Smoking Funny Quotes By Arlo Guthrie: What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

Smoking Funny Quotes By Kate Wars: We live in an illogical word, which is

We live in an illogical word, which is driven by reason and cannot be combated with emotion. — Kate Wars

Smoking Funny Quotes By Drake: Look at where I landed, you would think

Look at where I landed, you would think I planned it. I'm just doin me and you can never understand it. — Drake

Smoking Funny Quotes By Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields

Smoking Funny Quotes By Harlan Tarbell: A Magician is not a Magician because he

A Magician is not a Magician because he knows tricks, but because he knows Magic - the principles, the fundamentals. — Harlan Tarbell

Smoking Funny Quotes By Francine Rivers: Calamity is blessing when it brings one to

Calamity is blessing when it brings one to God. — Francine Rivers

Smoking Funny Quotes By Fall Out Boy: The rest of us can find happiness in

The rest of us can find happiness in misery. — Fall Out Boy

Smoking Funny Quotes By Kristin Cashore: I forgive myself...today I forgive myself

I forgive myself...today I forgive myself — Kristin Cashore

Smoking Funny Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: If you build castles in the air you

If you build castles in the air you will not be able to live in them. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Smoking Funny Quotes By Adi Alsaid: the car's problems when

the car's problems when — Adi Alsaid

Smoking Funny Quotes By Louis Zamperini: (On surviving on the raft for 47 days)

(On surviving on the raft for 47 days) We had truly made it on a wing and prayer. — Louis Zamperini

Smoking Funny Quotes By Joshua L. Goldberg: Dismiss thoughts of 'good, bad, right, wrong, success,

Dismiss thoughts of 'good, bad, right, wrong, success, failure' - be spontaneous. — Joshua L. Goldberg

Smoking Funny Quotes By Cassie Mae: He's totally caught me, and I'm never letting

He's totally caught me, and I'm never letting him toss me back. — Cassie Mae