
Surround yourself with prompts that remind you who Jesus is. —
Bob Goff

Adam fluttered like a bewildered bee confused by too many flowers. —
John Steinbeck

Maybe language is kind, giving us these double meanings. Maybe it's trying to teach us a lesson, that we can always be two things at once. —
David Levithan

Legend says Gabriel's trumpet will sound the last judgment. I do the same sort of thing with my rifle. —
Jack Coughlin
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. —
P. J. O'Rourke