Small Town Funny Quotes

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. — Jamie Farrell

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

If my mom sees you here, she'll ---"
"Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it. — Dave Matthews