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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...
— Cleo Peitsche
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
— Chelsea Handler
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.
— Thomas Hardy
Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that?
— William Kittredge
Funny how one lie leads to another and before you know it, your whole life can be a lie. I sit on the porch swing later, not even
— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
After all is said and done, sit down.
— Bill Copeland
She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away.
— Tamora Pierce
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
— Lois Greiman
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
— Lorrie Moore
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.
— Stephen Leacock
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
