Simpsons Quotes
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Simpsons Quotes & Sayings
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I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
— Ralph Bakshi
I don't think there's a life situation out there that doesn't have a Simpsons line attached to it.
— Belle Aurora
'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.
— Matt Groening
Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.
— Eric Andre
Everything I know about pop culture I know from 'The Simpsons,' and they say the Grammys aren't very good.
— Jonny Greenwood
if you feel sick just be sick. if you love someone just tell them.
— Chris Simpsons Artist
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
— Seth MacFarlane
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
— Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
— Matt Groening
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.
— Eric Andre
Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line.
— Matt Groening
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.
— Eric Andre
America needs to be a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons.
— George H. W. Bush
Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!
- Russ Cargill — Matt Groening
- Russ Cargill — Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
— Eric Andre
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
— Matt Groening
With 'The Simpsons,' people didn't know what they were gonna see. They didn't have a clue.
— Sam Simon
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson
— Matt Groening
'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
— Matt Groening
I used to be a huge fan. "The Simpsons" taught me a lot about filmmaking. It imitates film, but it's drawn, so everything is super clear
— Dagur Kari
People think I'm a Simpsons character.
— Stephen Hawking
I like 'The Simpsons' quite a lot. I love the irreverent character of the whole show. It's great.
— Brian Greene
Maybe he talks through one of those devices. Like that scientist bloke. The one on The Simpsons.
— Jojo Moyes
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
— Steven Spielberg
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
— Matt Groening
We're going to keep trying to strengthen the American family. To make them more like The Waltons and less like The Simpsons.
— George H. W. Bush
With The Simpsons you can go back to work with a keen heart.
— Joe Strummer
'The Simpsons' appearances were great fun. But I don't take them too seriously. I think 'The Simpsons' have treated my disability responsibly.
— Stephen Hawking
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
The Simpsons is the best thing on American television.
— Stephen Hawking
ESPN has so many characters, it's like 'The Simpsons.'
— Frank Caliendo
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
— Matt Groening
I've met a lot of rock stars when they come to The Simpsons, and almost every one of them I get really freaked out.
— Hank Azaria
The Simpsons will end as soon as Fox is able to find an 8 p.m. comedy hit to replace it - so I give us another 50 years.
— Harry Shearer
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
— Alice Cooper
Aerosmith went on The Simpsons and they had fun.
— Leif Garrett
[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
— Eric Andre
I wasn't invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn't want any women on staff at the time
— Mimi Pond
You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people did before you.
— Lisa Simpson
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
— Matt Groening
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening
Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening
I Feel like I'm one of the Simpsons
— Elisha Cuthbert
Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.
— Matt Groening
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
— Matt Groening
I've been in movies with Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson - but I was on 'The Simpsons,' and finally, in the eyes of my children, I was a star.
— Ed Begley Jr.
I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters.
— Joe Mantegna
'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.
— Scott Adsit
Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?'
— Questlove
Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?
— Anthony Bourdain
God, is too complicated a concept to tweet about. As the Simpsons said: "Short answer 'No,' Long answer 'Yes,' with a 'But,
— Patrick Stump
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta