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Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Boris Pasternak: Only the superfluous is dirty.

Only the superfluous is dirty. — Boris Pasternak

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: For every man must have somewhere to turn

For every man must have somewhere to turn ... — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Les Brown: You can't see the picture when you're in

You can't see the picture when you're in the frame. — Les Brown

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Don DeLillo: The city is a device for measuring time.

The city is a device for measuring time. — Don DeLillo

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Hans Vestberg: If I am in Sweden, I try to

If I am in Sweden, I try to get home to be with my children. I can do work after that from home. — Hans Vestberg

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Sam Snead: There are no short hitters on the tour

There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long. — Sam Snead

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: Emancipation of belief is the most formidable of

Emancipation of belief is the most formidable of the tasks of reform and the one on which all else depends. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Susan Hill: I don't really do jolly. I don't know

I don't really do jolly. I don't know why, I just don't. — Susan Hill

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Max Perutz: Women's liberation could have not succeeded if science

Women's liberation could have not succeeded if science had not provided them with contraception and household technology. — Max Perutz

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Dorothy Parker: She can sit up and beg, and she

She can sit up and beg, and
she can give her paw
I don't say she will, but she can. — Dorothy Parker

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Henry Lee Lucas: Once I've done a crime, I just forget

Once I've done a crime, I just forget it. I go from crime to crime. — Henry Lee Lucas

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Lillian Hellman: Callous greed grows pious very fast.

Callous greed grows pious very fast. — Lillian Hellman

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Jules Verne: The sea is the vast reservoir of Nature.

The sea is the vast reservoir of Nature. The globe began with sea, so to speak; and who knows if it will not end with it? — Jules Verne

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Neal Stephenson: You told me that Christianity is the religion

You told me that Christianity is the religion of peace."
"Ah, no. It is the faith for forgiveness. — Neal Stephenson

Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes By Lucy Freeman: Suicide is part murder, revenge on those who

Suicide is part murder, revenge on those who hurt you, just as murder is part suicide, for a murderer knows he risks losing his life ... — Lucy Freeman