Shower If Quotes
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Shower If Quotes & Sayings
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
— Sarah Silverman
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though.
— Idina Menzel
Are you asking if I ever spied on you while you were taking a shower?
— Christopher Pike
So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon ...
— Alanis Morissette
But-Jace what are you doing?''Finishing my shower. And if you've made me run through all the hot water, I'll be very annoyed. — Cassandra Clare
If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower.
— Darren Hayes
If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it.
— Richard E. Pattis
...I asked a friend if he felt 'different' when he was the only uncircumcised man in the shower and he said,'Yes, gloriously different.
— Kristen O'Hara
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
If the boy have not a woman's gift To rain a shower of commanded tears, An onion will do well for such a shift.
— William Shakespeare
If you lay in the rain, every rain shower, storm, whatever, is different. Every surface is different.
— Andy Goldsworthy
If I end up showering first, I shower really quickly for the sake of the other tired members.
— Sunny
You don't forget you have Parkinson's disease, believe me, especially in the shower. If you are not paying attention, you fall down.
— Linda Ronstadt
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.
— James Lileks
I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper.
— Umberto Eco
A shower is the perfect place for crying. No one can hear you if you do it quietly, into a wash-cloth, with the water running.
— Suzanne Supplee
I feel like...if you're in the shower with a boy, and he doesn't pee on you, he's not that into you. May
— Asa Akira
I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly
Shower your unconditional love even if it might be a stranger
— Sivaji Ganesan
If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show.
— Rob Lowe
If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!
— James Patterson
What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do
— James Patterson
