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People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.
— Mitch Hedberg
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
You have the capacity to do all the work you can.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get.
— J.A. Huss
Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
— Santosh Kalwar
But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
— Kristen Johnston
There is no more effective medicine to apply to feverish public sentiments than figures.
— Ida Tarbell
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
— Lena Dunham
I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
— John Cleese
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
— Wallace Wang
Don't just tell me your brother is funny-show me what he says and does and let me decide whether I want to laugh.
— Dennis G. Jerz
Lord Jesus, bring comfort to all those who mourn and peace of heart to those under pressure and tension, in Jesus Christ's name
— T. B. Joshua
If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.
— Mitch Hedberg
I want to do literally everything. I think I was gifted ... I inherited one of the best comedy visionaries as a director.
— Marlon Wayans
A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."
— Jimmy Carr
It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
— Zach Braff