Shorts Quotes
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Shorts Quotes & Sayings
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
— Robert Orben
Change his mind. Tell him you're sorry you grilled his shorts. That you're sorry you've got ice running through your veins .
— C.C. Hunter
I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.
— John Cena
I was always writing scripts, and I had made several shorts, before and after film school. But I worked a variety of temp positions over the years.
— Geoffrey S. Fletcher
Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.
— Terry Butcher
I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.
— Andy Milonakis
It sounds like a cliche but there are no shorts cuts. You have to be very dedicated and challenge yourself everyday to be better.
— Casey Stoney
I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts.
— Diedrich Bader
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
— Andy Van Slyke
I wear short shorts. After 10 years of strenuous ballet, it's the least my legs can do for me.
— Solange Knowles
You made your own jean shorts ... with a butter knife?
— Richelle Mead
I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again.
— Rafael Nadal
The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.
— Lois Greiman
Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.
— Lois Greiman
Close enough to fuck was close enough to shank him with a dagger hidden in the crease of some chick's jean shorts.
— Jane Seville
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
— Jessica Simpson
I love film and, particularly, shorts. You don't get to see them often, and they're a great little form, like a short story.
— Sarah Waters
I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.
— Maggie Grace
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
— Woody Allen
The beach at Meschers was crawling with wankers in shorts and bimbos in thongs. It was reassuring.
— Michel Houellebecq
There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.
— Bill Nighy
Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one's shorts should always be longer than one's vagina.
— Helen Fielding
On the bed - now," he ordered, yanking the band of his shorts and dropping them on the floor. "I need to fuck right now more than I need to breath.
— Alessandra Torre
You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.
— C.C. Hunter
My favorite Hepburn moment is in 'Sabrina,' when she steps off a boat in white shorts and a plaid shirt. Chic, classic, and unfussy.
— Emilia Clarke
I love sundresses and I love shorts.
— Ashley Tisdale
When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used to be my bible.
— Hayley Williams
I'm really into laces; I always accessorize with shoe laces whether I wear them as a belt, or attached to my shorts or in my hair or as a bracelet.
— Eliza Doolittle
I'm super, super casual. I like boxer shorts or jeans or tank tops, tennis shoes and flip flops. That's about it for me.
— Shannon Elizabeth
I don't wear mini-skirts or shorts because I have thread veins on my legs and cellulite, and I won't wear tights.
— Marie Helvin
heatwave. Dad was wearing a T-shirt and baggy shorts, flip-flops on his feet, a bottle of beer in his hand.
— Jess Ryder
Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off.""That's how the ladies like 'em. — Robin Bielman
I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping.
— David Wain
The perfect shorts are always important.
— Britt Robertson
I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'.
— Alfredo Di Stefano
It's fine. I'm fine. Unravel your boxer shorts.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
I'm commandeering some shorts." A drawer squeaked. "Oh, for pity's sake. You wear tighty-whities. With superheroes?
— Pam Godwin
I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.
— Christian Cooke
There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.
— Dan Jenkins
When I grew up, you'd see shorts before movies. I know it happened a lot more before I started going to the cinema.
— Nash Edgerton
Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
— Shelley Winters
This was a savage whose image refused to blend with that ancient picture of a boy in shorts and a shirt.
— William Golding
Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board.
— Stephen King
Then I'd tell him how fond I am of basketball, which isn't a total lie because I have a real appreciation for boys in shorts.
— E. Van Lowe
Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts.""Oh, I don't care if you see me," says Peeta. — Suzanne Collins
Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts.
— Aaron Goldberg
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.
— Bill Cosby
At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.
— Hunter S. Thompson
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
— Dennis Franz
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
— Queen Latifah
I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.
— David Letterman
Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.
— Donny Osmond
A lot of people say, 'AC/DC - that's the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!'
— Angus Young
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It's true, I don't like the whole cutoff-shorts-and-T-shirt look, but I think you can look fantastic in casual clothes.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
I have no personal agenda in whether or not a library keeps 'Whale Talk' or 'Athletic Shorts' or any of my books shelved.
— Chris Crutcher
Did I at least look kick ass?" "In your baggy tee, grandma bathing suit and ripped shorts?" he grimaced. "Oh yeah. Totally kick ass.
— Alessandra Torre
I love shorts in the colder climates, because you can wear them with chunky sweaters and jackets. It's cute and funky.
— Rachel Bilson
I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.
— Blake Jenner
I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.
— LeBron James
You can tell it's going to be a good day when you start it by putting your shorts on backwards.
— Me
